Shiny has never been caught sniffing his old ladies customers piss stained knickers, whilst plastering their bathrooms dancing to Justin Bieber
not yet anyway ROD went into McDonald's last night and seen someone violently masturbate and cum into this big mac.... he ordered 4 more
Shiny doesnt violently masturbate over pictures of Marvin Elliott on a daily basis, whilst poking ROD's arse with his E.T like finger
Chris has to shave off all his body hair including on his forehead because he is so hairy it is unacceptable to normal society and he keeps getting his KFC down his hairy face. please log in to view this image Chris yesterday..
Chris enjoys a hot shower every evening and takes extra attention in making sure his little peter smells sweet
ROD loves power ****ing to the theme tune of strictly come dancing whilst wearing nothing but cuban heel shoes..
Chris's penis has such a large foreskin, Bristol Airport borrow it as a spare windsock during the notoriously windy month of March..