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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    And its CJS's spunk..
     
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  2. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    <applause>.<laugh>
     
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  3. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    shiny wont be eating **** end of the season ;)
     
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  4. RedorDead

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    Top comment so far <ok>
     
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  5. MassiveAttack

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    Redordead's real name is Peter Rowell
     
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  6. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    cu:emoticon-0183-swearnt

    edit... im sorry, i get it now, it was another lie from you <ok><whistle>
     
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  7. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    massives favourite song is 'its raining men' - he gets hard while singing along
     
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  8. MassiveAttack

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    cjs is well groomed and smells so clean
     
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  9. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    massive washes his penis just once a month after he picks off and eats the cheese!
     
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  10. RedorDead

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    cjS refuses to suck Chris Giveshead off and only likes to pump him;)
     
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  11. MassiveAttack

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    cjs has bedded 5 Miss Worlds, the last one he slipped a length in was Miss Belgium 1962 who he dug up when on holiday last year in Brussells
     
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  12. MassiveAttack

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    redordead once tried to blow up the severn bridge, but his box of matches got wet
     
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  13. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    ROD is the builder from the village people
     
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  14. RedorDead

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    Massive don't live in Weymouth it's Portland Bill doing 20 years
     
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  15. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    ROD will now sing the YMCA to flirt with massive who just finished listening to 'its raining men'.
     
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  16. MassiveAttack

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    cjs was on tv in the 70's. Benny from Crossroads.

    R o d was a double for Nick Cotton, but still has that swallow tat on his neck
     
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  17. RedorDead

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    Young man, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
    I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
    There's no need to be unhappy.

    Young man, there's a place you can go.
    I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
    You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
    Many ways to have a good time.

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    They have everything for you men to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all the boys ...

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
    You can do whatever you feel ...

    Young man, are you listening to me?
    I said, young man, what do you want to be?
    I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
    But you got to know this one thing!

    No man does it all by himself.
    I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
    And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
    I'm sure they can help you today.

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    They have everything for you men to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all the boys ...

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
    You can do whatever you feel ...

    Young man, I was once in your shoes.
    I said, I was down and out with the blues.
    I felt no man cared if I were alive.
    I felt the whole world was so tight ...

    That's when someone came up to me,
    And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
    There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
    They can start you back on your way.

    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
    It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

    They have everything for you men to enjoy,
    You can hang out with all the boys ...

    Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

    Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
    Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

    Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

    Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
    Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

    Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

    Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
    Young man, young man, what do you wanna be
     
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  18. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    massive was the porn actor in 'animal farm'.
     
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  19. banksyisourhero

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    CJS advertises himself on swinger websites as " a heavy cummer and comes to the boil easily"
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    Banksy sleeps with a gas shirt
     
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