oh ah i just automatically thought it was you, it seemed like a tennis match before, i will edit it for you
Shiny used to be the local vicars altarboy and now has a rusty sheriffs badge like a yawning donkey.. please log in to view this image
Shiny goes home crying every night and ask his mummy why he is so ugly, because Spunky takes the girls off him
ROD moulds a mash of haricot beans around his genitals and then models a papiere mache penis from the resulting mess..to use on his pet rabbit. please log in to view this image
Banksy tucks his genitals behind his thighs and dances around in front of a mirror pretending he's a lady. Not.
Bluebaldee, every second saturday takes a flask down to Ashton gate and sits outside the players tunnel hoping to get some autographs..
Banksy cautiously snowploughs along green runs and then cries for his mum when he falls over (which he frequently does) and then throws his poles down in a fit of pique. By the way fella, came back from a week in Morzine last Saturday - bloody lovely - gorgeous blue skies and despite no new snow for a couple of weeks, fantastic spring conditions and all runs (including those back to the town) we're all in fine nick. Did the Wall a couple of times, 'though not in the morning as it was a tad icy over the Swiss side until the sun got to work. Now have a fantastic panda-like tan!