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Vic almost represented UK in the Eurovision, but they decided at the time that he was too old to perform the famous 'Brotherhood of Man' dance routine and chose Martin Lee instead.
 
Obi surprised Vic by turning up at his holiday Hotel just to hand deliver a birthday card for Vics young lad .

Astonishing
 
In honour of his incredible services to Barnsley, Kiwi has been granted the freedom of the town and is entitled to free chips 'n gravy any time he commands.
 
Minxy invited me over for some blow football.

I watched the football and, Minxy... well...a gentleman never tells.
 
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Minxy almost had her 15 minutes of TV fame, but Channel 4 said her body was just too embarrassing even for their show. Poor Minxy.
 
obi still dosent understand why doing the worlds longest fart, with follow through was not good enough to get him past the auditions of britains got talent
 
Kiwi was really enjoying his new job as he gets to meet celebs like Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon plus Ant & Dec. However he soon found out that cleaning the stage at the Britain's Got Talent auditions has its drawbacks.
 
Obi wan spends a lot of time closely studying the drawbacks of circumcisions.
 
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DMD went to the sperm bank to give a donation, but it turned out he didn't have the balls to do it.
 
Vic is a one-man tag-team, weighing in heabier than Big Daddy + Giant Haystacks combined.
 
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