Post a Lie About the Poster Above

theo has a potato for an imaginary friend. When asked why, he said that he finds potatoes a-peeling.

 

BB is head joke writer for a Christmas cracker company.

 

Jsybarry is in fact Bergerac!

 

PSH is Programme Editor for Grot TV and has commissioned a 26-part documentary about Katie Price's love of hair products...

 

Theo is in fact the love child of Jordan and Peter Andre and goes by the name of Jungle as that was where he was conceived!

 

PSH has a rather embarrassing condition which is why he talks to people on the internet. If you ask him, he may tell you what it is, but to give you a clue, his stock phrase is "two heads are better than one"

 

Hornette_TID has actually got OCD and has to tidy up after all her family, no one in her family can put anyhting down on a surface without her coming up behind them and moving it to somewhere safe, generally the cupboard at the bottom of the stairs. The one thing is that no one in her family is actually allowed in her special cupboard as it is her Happy place

 

PSH is NOT proud to be Scottish

 

yorkie was a food taster for Rowtree's until he got addicted to Caramac and has been in rehab ever since

 

Wear_Yellow : is GT's pen name because does he not like Orange

 

Charlie is really Charlotte Church, she got hooked on WFC when her ex used to play for Saracens!

 

PSH has a signed copy of Save your Love by Renee and Renata.

 

Chippy is a founding member of S Club 7
'Reach for the Stars'

 

PSH's record collection consists of only novelty Christmas songs.

(Please no more mentions of Bergerac - I was at school in Watford when it was on)

 

Despite reports, Jsybarry did not attend school in Waford, but instead worked as a detective, recovering from alcoholism due to a divorce, on the island of Jersey where he was recovering from a leg injury sustained whilst chasing a criminal under the influence and crushing his leg between a boat and harbour, who had numerous girlfriends (one of which being the ex-partner of a deceased colleague), renonwned for his "maverick" work ethic, and a burgundy 1947 Triump Roadster, totally unsuited to the narrow roads of Jersey, and a complete liability due to mecahnical issues.

 

BBW is actually trying to refer to Bertie Wooster, but pressed enter on his name and it kinda just stuck

 

Didn't he later get promoted and moved to Midsommer having changed his name being fed up of called after a wine region in France?

 

PSH originally modelled for Shrek but he was too dark a shade of Green having just watched England play.

 

Charlie Livesey successfully auditioned to be the voice of Kermit the Frog but stood down after his house was subject to an invasion of giant amphibians.

 

Chippy minton is actually McVi - the lead singer of Half Man Half Biscuit and co-wrote their hit song The Trumpton Riots.