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Discussion in 'Watford' started by Bring Back Wooter, Nov 30, 2011.

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  1. SandyHornet

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    PSH is a former steamboat captain from Calcutta who is now famous for coming up with the saying "It's blowing a Hooley", after strong winds stopped him sailing up the river Hooley.
     
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    Sandy Hornet is the proud owner of the biggest collection of porcelain terrapins in western europe.
     
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  3. Al the Hornet

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    Chippy is in fact not a carpenter or a purveyor of fattie foods but in fact a chipmunk!
     
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    Al the Hornet, Dec 7, 2011
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    PSH was asked to play for the Gloucs 2nd XI but had to turn it down as he was due to represent Scotland on the same day.

    (Sandy, in the CI it's spelt houlie)
     
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    Jsybarry, Dec 7, 2011
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    JsyBarry writes books on Fly Fishing under the pseudonym JR Hartley
     
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    HaslemereKev, Dec 7, 2011
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    SalisburyKev pokes dwarves with spatulas and harvests their screams for his personal edification like they do on Monsters Inc.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Dec 7, 2011
  7. Charlie Livesey was my hero

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    Leeds-18 knows this to be true as he is one of the dwarves that is poked, which he does for pleasure on his days off from the diamond mines with his six co-workers.
     
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    Charlie Livesey was my hero, Dec 7, 2011
  8. Al the Hornet

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    Charlie is in fact Ray Allan who used to have an act called Lord Charles!
     
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    Al the Hornet, Dec 7, 2011
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    After a very good lunch, Proud Scottish Hornet once tried to hitch a lift to Vicarage Road in the back of a horse box leaving Cheltenham race course. He ended up in Ireland and said he'd never drink Jameson's again.
     
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  10. Al the Hornet

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    There is no truth in the rumour that Chippy is in fact a vase;)
     
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    Al the Hornet, Dec 7, 2011

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    PSH is a very ugly beast, who hides during the day, only coming out at night to find food and company. He figures, if it's dark, nobody would be put off.
     
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    Hornette_TID, Dec 7, 2011
  12. Charlie Livesey was my hero

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    I thought we were only meant to put lies down. That proves Hornette can only tell the truth
     
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    Charlie Livesey was my hero, Dec 7, 2011
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    Hornette is banned form the Harlequin centre after standing outside Santa's grotto and telling all the kids that Father Christmas does not exist.
     
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  14. Bring Back Wooter

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    Chippy minton is banned form the Harlequin centre after standing outside Santa's grotto and telling all the kids that he liked their faces.
     
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    Bring Back Wooter, Dec 7, 2011
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    lol...no honest, that's a lie!
     
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    Hornette_TID, Dec 7, 2011
  16. Lloydinio

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    Hornette is actually the messiah and thinks the queen is a biscuit.
     
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    Lloydinio, Dec 7, 2011
  17. Norwayhornet

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    Lloydinio is actually the son of Bill gates!
     
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    Norwayhornet, Dec 7, 2011
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    Norway thinks the age of consent for a mayfly is 32 seconds.
     
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    Lloydinio, Dec 7, 2011
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    Lloydy thinks Mayfly eat fish
     
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    Norwayhornet, Dec 7, 2011
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    Norway hornet sirname is fritzel and hes posting from his grandfaters cellar.
     
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