Hornethologist spent 10 years in a Parisian jail for stealing the Mona Lisa and replacing it with the 1970s poster of the tennis player scratching her bottom.
Lloydinio is actually jake the peg, with an extra leg and it he didn't need anyone at the end of term 3 legged race but has been barred from participating. As he is a drugs cheat also he grew the extra leg in a test tube!
Lord Lucan fled to Scotland, grew long hair and became Scotish, only recently he has emerged under the pseudonym of "The Proud Scottish Hornet"
Yellowvoice is in fact the only living member of a Red Indian tribe loosely translated his name means Custard-sound!
The Proud Scotttish Hornet Threw a bomb in the Scunthorpe Electricity Plant so the lights would go off during a match.
zen guerrilla had a one night stand with Paddy 'the pikey cnut 'doherty and is now worried sick as he awaits the results of his pregnancy test.
Ak is in line to be a goal judge at the next Winter Olympics ice hockey tournament. Unfortunately for him, someone from Ecuador is likely to be chosen first.
Barry is a curly-haired comedian from Skegness who couldn't get a gig and was last seen doing an advert for shampoo.
Hornette never sleeps because she is in fact sleeping beauty and had a 100 yrs sleep in one hit thus needs no more
(Nope have my usual struggle with Ross) Yorkshire is actually related to Ghandi (though twice removed )
