Ah, but are we a bigger club than 1p5wich? Now that would be an interesting debate that I don't think we've ever had before... :
Talking of swops do you and Warky still share your wives? It is lovely to see two binner boys that are so close.
Unfortunately given the poor state of your missus means that nobody wants to go near her/it. Poor plummy pulls piggies.
There is nothing wrong with being a **** warky. A couple of your first team are and a couple bat for both sides. Can you guess which ones babe?