This rival business is significant. For me, there were Pompey fans in the extended family and this meant that wind ups were part of family banter. I've got odd mates (very odd, actually) who support Brighton and Reading, but I will never see these as truly rival clubs. I genuinely hope that they get themselves sorted, but I do feel that there will need to be a great deal of pain before it gets better.
Still might be interesting.......you can just see SB3 in his element. Mind you he would probably be around 190 by then