Match Day Thread Portsmouth v Hull City

Not if they're on nice and tight. They're lovely when it's a nice hot day, really lets my appendages breathe.

 

I've walked into this thread a bit late!

 

Don't really need that image in me head Syd, especially since I haven't had me dinner yet.

 

Sausage for dinner?

 

Sausage and two veg

Make sure its healthy

 

I just tried some thongs on in h&m

Just dont feel the comfort
Although in this hot weather
Theyre lovely and airy

 

Rubber or leather?

 

Ru

Rubber

Better for any moisture related activitied

 

Kamara to score our winner and apologise to the Portsmouth supporters.

 

Best post of the day, surely. Madder things have happened!

 

Or we lose and he will congratulate them ..

 

the players are flying down to southampton tommorow afternoon

 

FFS - can't even afford to fly direct.

 

Nup - it was word play. Not quite Ronnie Barker, and perhaps more Ronnie Corbett in having to explain my unimpactful humour..

 

here's a completely pointless fun fact

portsmouth is an island

 

Can we bin it off to the French and null and void the game?

 

More Ronnie Pickering?

 

Apparently Pompey’s third choice keeper is expected to keep his place.