Poppy Day

Correction: I don't wear a poppy because I'm not a *****

 

There are always statistical anomalies

 

You are quite correct, T-Man: I am an anomaly.

 

"They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them".

 

You struggle to go out at the weekend unless it's payday and you're 31. Sounds to me like you're a massive *****. No offence

 

New GC rule: You can say anything you like about anybody as long as you qualify the insult with "No offence".

Nice one, jobby

 

But but but he has worked constantly or the last four years. Well apart from.the 6 months he spent sponging off his family in France that is.

La grànde *****.

 

Your wife is a ****. No offence.

 

How dare you you rotter. My wife died years ago you insensitive bastard.

She better have died cos i buried the cow.

 

I also know someone who died, and I am very much offended.

 

Do some Chinese wife tags then. Makes you feel better

 

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

 

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Some spastic Nigel MP beeling and dragging Ireland into the Poppy row.

Absolutely splendid

 

Well it's a change from giving the useless ****s handouts i suppose .

 

Ach Alec, not you?

 

Not me mate.

Never a borrower or a lender be is how i roll sir.

 

Amen brother.

 

Collins?

 

I am curious about the lefty opposition to the poppy thing when WWII was a wholly necessary fight against fascism.