Pope

had one in iraq, been stuck on a course down in london and last year was on predeployment exercise jan-feb (the coldest thing i've ever done in my life. horrible.) dont really give a **** about my birthday

 

Aye, people always say "What you doing for your birthday?" and I always say "Same as every other weekend, getting blootered and watching the footy"

 

i know, this year all i could think was "its a ****ing tuesday, i'll probably play empire total war"

am a broken down old loser

 

Aye, it's just another day FFS. So my ma' squeezed me out on this date blah blah years ago. Big ****ing deal. Only good/bad thing is getting a "dirty pint" bought for you.

 

when did we become so joyless?

 

I've been a cynical **** for years. I think it's a Highland attitude though. Miserable ****s that we are.

 

"Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death."

Cheery ****ers the lot of us.

 

its the horizontal rain that does it

 

Aye all these smiling ****s who live in sunny places should try clinging to a rock in the North Atlantic freezing their balls off. Thank **** we can still get cheap pints although I suspect it won't be more than 5-10 years before it's like Norway and £8 or £9 for a pint.

 

i'll emigrate

 

Exactly, how can they expect you not to top yourself if a pint is £9 FFS. I walked out of a bar in Aberdeen because they wanted £4 for a pint of Tennents. Told the barmaid "keep your ****ing rip-off pints" she'd already poured two of them and didn't look happy.

 

did exactly the same thing in the merchant city on sat £3.90 for bloody heineken!

 

Just ate possibly the toughest "steak" ever. ****ing more fat on it than on that ***** too. ****ing joke they've cut the budget from £6 per person a day to £4.10. Got rid of the Mackies ice-cream for cheap ****e too. ****ing Middle Eastern ****s!