Poops Cokebook

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I thought seeing as we don't have Pope's Cookbook anymore we could have a coke-book. Post your stories of drug abuse on this thread please
 
took most of the goodies, not a fan of ketamine to be fair, freaked out once. pills are a disgrace these days, not even mdma thats in them, some other weird **** that is funny as **** for the first 4 hours then it just bugs u and vals dont help much. its some sort of super drug. coke is the devils dandruff right enuf. i hate it and take it every week, sensible **** eh?
 
Vitamin tablets make me sick. One year at T in the Park I'd been taking drugs all weekend and my mate tells me to take one of his Multi-Vits as it wouldsort me out. ****ing thing made me whitey. My body isn't designed for Vitamins
 
The mrs is my best mates little sister.

Their older sister was in Panama prison for years for drug smuggling, when she got out she was skint & bored in the house. I had all the tunes back then so they rang me up & asked me to drop some cd's round for them to copy. I was staying in that night so they said come along & have a drink with them.

I was umming & arming but the "playing cards, loser has to sniff a line & neck a vodka" had me up there in minutes!!! It wasn't long before they'd cottoned on I was losing on purpose to get more drugs & alcohol. The coke & Vodka soon ran out & sniffing a pill & necking a can of skol was the end for me!!

We caught a taxi to somebodys house to carry on the session & I must have been tripping. I thought I was asleep at home & dreaming about being a professional footballer & in the middle of the game got in a fight with Gary Neville......turns out I was wide awake in a taxi kicking **** out the seat <laugh>

Started knocking round them for a bit & ended up with the younger one!!
 
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Got a kid with her now <ok> <laugh>

I was on a gram a day back then & a medium bottle of rum to boot. This is when coke was real coke, not the **** you get nowadays. I'd probably have to have an 8th just to get wired like a line would of back then.
 
Too true Brum it has gone downhill rapido in the last 5-10 years. I used to be mental for the ching and the pills. But have to avoid the E's these days and ching just leaves you feeling ****ed-off midweek. Good memories though
 
trippin on pills is funny as ****, not done it ages thanks to the ****e quality of pills these days. was watchin kasabian live at TITP and thot a wz in ma room listenin to them on ma headfones <laugh> shat maself when a snapped out. was in a taxi in newcastle with the lads (stag or somethin similar) and was givin the driver directions to ma hoose, a was in the front seat, ma mates wer aw pissin themsels. another good trip was in ibiza, ma mate sed a was lyin on ma bed eyes shut laffin with ma hands held out, a thot a was lookin thro fotos <laugh> goin to ibiza in june, cany wait!
 
I've only tripped on pills once. was in my bed and I could swear there was an old Arab woman with an Alsatian in my room, freaky as ****. My mate came upstairs for a pish and heard me talking to myself saying "Pretty Woman is a **** film"

**** knows.
 
a filmed ma mate trippin, he was doin it every 2 seconds, it was brilliant. u need to be tired and pilled at the same time to get the best ones
 
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Took pills a few times when I was younger but had a trip when i was out & a few of my mates got battered while I was wondering about off my ****ing head. Stayed away from them since then, my mate had his head smashed off the curb & the other lad with us was stabbed!!

Sniffing them gave me a little trip but nowhere near as bad.

My brothers quite big round our way for selling coke. Him & his mates go to some rave every year round Wales somewhere. Last year they weren't really feeling it as the drugs were ****, taking hours to kick in & lasting bout half hour. Most of them ****ed off back to the hotel in groups & handed the pills to the remaining group....this happened till one kid was left on his own with ****loads of pills!!!

The next morning they all met up & this kid was not there. They searched all round & retraced the route back to the rave which was just finishing. They stood at the exit as everyone left & right at the very back was this kid with 2 st johns ambulance guys more or less carrying him off the field with one of those blankets they give marathon runners <laugh> The mad **** was so adament he needed pills he kept necking them one after the other till he had about 10 <laugh>

The guys about 5ft11, white as **** & weighs about 6 stone at best so you can imagine what he'd look like after the rave!!
 
Yeah, think that's what made me trip. I'd been up since the Thursday morning and this was about 3AM on Sunday without any sleep. I went into the pub on Saturday afternoon and met a guy called "Sideshow Bob" who sold me 3g's of MDMA too. Unwise move.
 
I've tripped off coke before. Had about a q to myself just sitting in my room looking out the windows at ****. Bad times.
 
10 pills is a doddle now, ma mate took 9 in 1 go. 5s ma record but it made me ill. we got pills in OZ, $40 each but they were unreal. 1 pill had us buzzin for hours, it was like ur 1st ever pill.
 
If I went to my mates on monday straight from work I'd end up having a gram....then tuesday would be **** for not having one....friday & saturday would be double that thursday too come to think of it!!
 
ma mate smokes coke now, we all tell him to **** off but he disny listen, he puts a wee bit in a bong and smokes it. wt do ye make a that? dodgy?
 
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