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Poofs and ****ing mongs

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  1. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Have any of you fine fellows ever quit smokin? (**** aff wi yer queer jokes).

    Smoked for 15 years and gie em up. It's dead ****in easy.

    Haven't even Aldo'd the wife <ok>
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    EDIT: ****ing auto-correct
     
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  3. mrs monacoger

    mrs monacoger Active Member

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    Aye, gave up about 12 years ago. Piece of piss.
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I stop every time I go offshore and apart from mad dreams when the weed finally leaves the system I don't notice it
     
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  5. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Poofy ****in faggots with their wee fanny vapour ****e. **** aff.

    Nothing more valid than an ex-smokers opinion <ok>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Smoking is ****ing horrific.

    May as well eat a ****e. Prob be better for you and leave your breathe smelling nicer.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 29, 2015
  7. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ.
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    The sad thing is, he's not wrong.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nup. Never will. It's **** all to do with nicotine and **** all to do with tobacco.

    It's everything to do with the sheer pleasure of inhaling a burning cigarette and exhaling a plume of beautiful toxins. In that moment all things are possible.
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> You're fooling nae **** ya dirty addict
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    There is nuffin worse rhan a ranting Taig who's gasping for a fag.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ non-smoker
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I've already said I smoke weed. Only mongos smoke fags. It's like drinking Kaliber in a pub
     
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  15. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    I actually agree.

    It's habit more than addiction.

    Can i suck your teeth?
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I can just imagine wee B watching the Malmo game and doing his Airplane.

    "I picked a terrible day to give up smoking"

    <laugh>
     
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  17. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    **** aff ye ****.

    Aye.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We can tongue dance any time you like, baby :grin:
     
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  19. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Je suis Tina.
     
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    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Link?
     
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