Poof Fred

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For some reason I saw this and had a vision of Gas in the future.

"Don't leave me. I promise I can change!"

 

Ah cannae see it ffs

I'm sure it'll be something complimentary as it's you ST

 

Is that him from Independence Day?

(No, not Will Smith)

 

No it’s Venom and uncle pat

 

Dunno whose arse it is mate.

 

'Please don't pretend two dads is the new normal': RICHARD LITTLEJOHN says children benefit most from being raised by a man and woman. Daily Mail SCUM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-5397713/Please-dont-pretend-two-dads-new-normal.html

 

Jesus had 2 dads

*micdrop*

 

Richard Littlejohn is a ****ing cabbage.

 

Mary - "Well Joseph, it's like this. I'm up the duff and I know we've never knocked sandals so it can't be yours in which case this is must be the Son of God that bloke, I mean Angel, said I'd have. What Angel? You remember we went to your Nephew's bar mitzvah last year? Well he was one of the waiters and I woke up with a cracking headache and a sore minge in the cleaner's cupboard and as I came round he said he'd been sent by God to give me the message. Gabby someone I think he was called. Anyway, you can be the father of the Son of God, great eh?"

Joseph - "Jesus F.ucking Christ!"

Mary - "Oooh I like that name"

 

Yes he's a ringer for him.

 

The lesbian pioneers who fooled Spain's Catholic Church

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43057841

 

Not sure if wearing a man's suit and cutting your hair short constitutes as an 'elaborate plot'.

 

I like Richard Littlejohn but have never liked cabbage, I've always thought of it as poor people's food. Tobes to confirm.

 

Having bacon and cabbage for dinner this evening

 

LGBT People Forced To Go Through 'Second Coming Out' When Their Partner Dies

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...35e4b044b3821f0b4c?xob&utm_hp_ref=uk-homepage

 

“After your wife dies it feels like all you do is tell people your wife is dead,” says Joanna Sedley-Burke, 49, who lost her wife Paula, 45, to undiagnosed pneumonia in April 2017. “People assume you are straight but you constantly have to say, no, I meant my wife. It is exhausting.”

 

I like all vegetables and in particular, @Anton McPape