I am the Hermanator, a few adjustments needed:
Saint: We're coming for yooouuu.
Pompey: Aarrgghh! (High whinnying cry of terror)
Saint: We are Southampton, we're taking the p!ss.
Pompey: Go easy on us, please be gentle, you have an unfair advantage over us (starting to feel queasy)
Scummer: you dirty skate b@stards!
Pompey: How far shall we bend over for you? (dropping trousers)
Not really our main song, either.
That is "Steeeeeeeeeeeeve"![]()

How does that one go![]()
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How does that one go![]()

I thought it might be a bit tricky for our blue chums!![]()