PFC Olympic Diving Finals (Dropped 2 divisions already, and going for an impressive three.) Drunken boxing- on most Saturday nights.
Can I meet them at Ryde, Lapras, and hand out the medals to the winners ?! I'll wear my best bib and tucker. No long speeches - honest.
Is that people in boats, or a Chav family having a massive swear laden argument, on the St Clare ferry?
Snow (on grass) boarding on Portsdown Hill. Unlike skiers Snow boarders don't need long pistes as they fall off their boards so often.
Pompey Triathlon Massive Super Jumbo Breakfast at Mumm's Caff. Then, a pint in every pub in Albert road up and down finishing at George's, where a set meal for eight, awaits. Man vs Food doesn't enter into it.