A life long mate of mine hails from Pakistan. A few years back, we were working together on a conference I'd arranged. Without being aware of it, I'd allocated the worst room to him. He was kicking off big style, partly because the room wasn't big enough for his ego, but mostly it lacked natural light and everyone else was looking out over wonderful Surrey countryside. I pointed out that someone had to take that room. "Why me?" he asked. "Why not?" I said. "You've put me there because I'm the Paki, haven't you?" "Too right." Pins were heard dropping!