Off Topic Politics Thread

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Right, just got on the EuroStar at St Pancras, destined for Brussels. Leave it with me, I’ll sort this out.

Champions only in the Champions league. Cup Winners cup back and three teams in the UEFA Cup, that I’ll rename the Fats Trophy.

Straight two-legged knock out too, to stop this need for 40 player squads.

Maximum squad size of 20 and 75% of players need to be home grown (to help National teams). If you run out of players, you play the kids.

Diving to become a 5 game ban and a month’s wages fine.

All goal keepers to wear green.

Nothing else to worry about is there?
Sorry but without the backstop of refs in black I cannot support this!

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Sorry but without the backstop of refs in black I cannot support this!

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It’s ok, Juncker the Plonker wouldn’t agree. He insisted on on Luxembourg’s champions having an automatic bye to the quarter finals and a 27-1 advantage before a ball was kicked. He left me feeling that I was being hamstrung before we kicked off and tried to offer me some crap deal where English football had to follow their rules and allow stuff like diving and non-contact tackling.

He told me it’s the only deal available. I told him no deal. He said that’s it then you’re out. I told him it’s what the people want. He said you’re not joining in Champs League or Europa League. I told him straight:

“Johnstone’s Paint Trophy, you’ll never win that”

Losers.
 
It’s ok, Juncker the Plonker wouldn’t agree. He insisted on on Luxembourg’s champions having an automatic bye to the quarter finals and a 27-1 advantage before a ball was kicked. He left me feeling that I was being hamstrung before we kicked off and tried to offer me some crap deal where English football had to follow their rules and allow stuff like diving and non-contact tackling.

He told me it’s the only deal available. I told him no deal. He said that’s it then you’re out. I told him it’s what the people want. He said you’re not joining in Champs League or Europa League. I told him straight:

“Johnstone’s Paint Trophy, you’ll never win that”

Losers.

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I saw that yesterday.

Don't tell him (or the UKs army of armchair patriots) that we can't get anyone to join the British Army.

When more jobs disappear in the wake of Brexit, employment in the British army will be the only ones left with a spell in Northern Ireland in the offing. The UK Government will need to engineer something to keep the soldiers happy.