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  1. St Badger

    St Badger Well-Known Member

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    I see free dental check ups might be part of the labour manifesto.
    Should be a vote winner.
     
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    My son and his girlfriend did a tour of the Brewdog brewery just north of Aberdeen yesterday. He was sampling the produce in the on-site bar, when who should walk in on the campaign trail but.....Nicola Sturgeon !. He told her I loved her, and she said `say hi to your dad`. That means we`re really close, right ?
     
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    I hope he told her I love her too.
     
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    This is the sort of articulate and erudite person that supports Brexit. Not just thick but ****ing ugly.

     
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    What the F**k landed on her head? Best example of a mop-head I've ever seen <laugh>
     
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  7. AberdeenSaint

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    No way ! - she`s mine, all mine I tell you...…..
     
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    Yuk,your welcome!
     
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    You`ll get over your jealousy eventually!
     
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    Tbh, I find charitable events like "Children In Need" quite repulsive. Yes, they do great, vital work. But, in the 21st century, why really haven't we resolved this problem of the overlooked poor and hugely disadvantaged? What an indictment of society that has a system that encourages such monetary differences in people that many have to go through their entire lives existing on a relative pittance, whilst others enjoy an incredible bounty, that daily rewards them with more than they can possibly use.
    So, for me, when the last charity has closed its doors, due to its existence being totally unnecessary, then we will have arrived as a human society.
     
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  12. St Godders

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    Some people stab you in the back while others stab you right through the heart. I am devastated, I thought she only had eyes for me.:(:(:(
     
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    The Tory party have decided not to have a nativity scene at Conservative Central Office this Christmas as they couldn't find three wise men and thanks to "He can't keep his prick in his trousers" Johnson they are also struggling to find a virgin. They did however have no problem finding plenty of asses to put in the stable and they had just over 17 million bleating sheep to choose from as well.
     
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    And there’s a fair few thousand looking for a roof over their heads.
     
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    Just stole this. It kind of sums up the current climate. I just wish that the next genuine interview, in which a Tory tries to connect communism to the Labour Party/Corbyn, the interviewer has the cojones to remind that person that it is the Tory Party that is sponsored by Russian money, so surely that would make THEM communists.

    Interviewer: After nine years of deliberate under-investment and ideologically driven privatisation, the NHS is on its knees. The latest stats show by far the worst waiting time figures since records began. An estimated 130,000 people have died due to your austerity cuts to the NHS and social care system. Will you Conservatives ever apologise for any of this?

    Tory politician: But commie Corbyn ...

    Interviewer: The privatised monopoly that runs UK broadband infrastructure is a disaster, with fewer than 10% of UK households connected to proper fibre to the home high speed broadband. Meanwhile other countries with national broadband infrastructure like South Korea and Uruguay have near 100% access. How do you explain this lamentable market failure?

    Tory: Low speed broadband for the majority of the country is a matter of glorious capitalist free choice, and we should all be afraid of Labour's crazed communist schemes!

    Interviewer: You Tories keep deriding Labour's policies as 'extreme-left' and 'communist', yet if we look at the rest of the world, stuff like public not-for-profit ownership of railways, the water supply, broadband infrastructure, and energy distribution is absolutely commonplace and unquestionably successful in clearly non-communist countries like France, Germany, Japan, the Netherlands, Uruguay, South Korea, Sweden, Singapore, and even the United States. Why do you insist on continually spreading these hyperbolic exaggerations about public ownership?

    Tory: Labour communism ... Jeremy Corbyn is much like Stalin ... Reds Under the Bed!!!

    Interviewer: Several high profile Brexit Party politicians have stated that they were offered lifetime peerages in the unelected House of Lords in return for standing down to help the Tories in the general election. This kind of bribery is a criminal offence. What do you have to say about it?

    Tory: Jeremy Corbyn is craving the chance to turn our beloved House of Lords into a communist collective. We mustn't let him!

    Interviewer: Michael Gove has claimed that EU rules prevent the UK from planting trees. Even the most hardened EU-sceptics admit that this is an absolutely ludicrous lie. Why do you think it's acceptable for high profile Tories to lie like this?

    Tory: Under Jeremy Corbyn trees would be communist. Do you want communist trees? Do you???

    Interviewer: The Financial Times has exposed the fact that in over two years since the Grenfell fire, the government fund for removing flammable cladding has only paid for one solitary building to be made safe, meanwhile another residential building in Bolton has been engulfed in flames. What do you have to say to the hundreds of thousands of people living in dangerous fire trap buildings?

    Tory: Communism ... furgle burgle ... Communism!!!

    Interviewer: Former junk bond trader Sajid Javid is pumping out the most ludicrous made-up numbers to try and discredit Labour policies, and he's running scared of a live debate with Labour Chancellor John McDonnell. How can you claim to have any economic credibility with this cowardly charlatan as your economics minister?

    Tory: I feel it's time to return to the important and rarely mentioned subject of what a terrible communist, Maoist, Stalinist, Trotskyist, Marxist, Leninist, far-left extremist Jeremy Corbyn is ...

    Interviewer: Boris Johnson is still refusing to release the intelligence committee's report into Russian interference in UK politics. Surely if there's nothing damning in the report, he should just release it?

    Tory: Commie Corbyn would even nationalise your cat! No exaggeration. Commie cats! Can you believe it?

    Interviewer: Why are you answering every question I ask with hyperbolic nonsense about 'communism' instead of just answering the question?

    Tory: This is exactly the kind of free-speech crushing communism we should come to expect under commie Corbyn. This question is the moral equivalent of the persecution of the Kulaks ...

    [Continues for four more weeks]
     
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    Mrs F bought a Daily Mail to get the Lidl ten quid off voucher. There was a big hatchet spread on Corbyn. To a large pic of Corbyn's face The Wail had added a bogey hanging from one nostril. Pathetic.
     
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    Maybe I should have done the honourable thing like prince Andrew, and come down to Southampton to tell you in person, and hang out in your gaff for a few days.
     
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    But I haven't shagged anyone in years except the very lovely (and that isn't shagging that is loving) and if I had shagged anyone else I would have remembered, I think. What if I have shagged someone else and can't remember? What is the point in shagging someone if you can't relish the memory? I'm confused. I can't cope with all of these lies and liars.
     
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