Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

[RAVENBLACK]

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Jesus wept, it get's worser and worser

 

[Tina.]

I blame the skoolz

 

[DevAdvocate]

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What is that guy's PROBLEM? He SEEMS to capitalise RANDOM words for no other reason than to DISPLAY his stupidity.

 

[EspaniaCelt]

fundamentally I have to agree.

jihad to laugh.

another tasty morsel of their stupidity from such an allah carte menu.

You're a mecca for these one-liners.

 

[rogueleader]

You're a mecca for these one-liners.

it must be my sunni disposition......
























sorry, that was shi`ite.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

See, going against Sharia was what cost Halalan Thompson his job.

I think we could've replaced him in the set up with the scorer of the cup winning goal in 89, Joe Mullah

 

[rogueleader]

Perhaps we should draw a discrete veil across these terrible puns...no ones reputation will prophet from this.


there`s a new sharif in town.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Girvan loyal. Bout sums the level of stupidity up. He's still sure rangers have Lennon racially abusing diouf on CCTV.

I remember he claimed on FF that he had the video. He was asked to prove it and then had to admit he didn't have it. Takes a special ability to make a **** of yourself on FF but Girvan managed it!

 

[rogueleader]

See, going against Sharia was what cost Halalan Thompson his job.

I think we could've replaced him in the set up with the scorer of the cup winning goal in 89, Joe Mullah

remind me, was it a late goal, did he score in the last minaret ?

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

I remember he claimed on FF that he had the video. He was asked to prove it and then had to admit he didn't have it. Takes a special ability to make a **** of yourself on FF but Girvan managed it!

Said it on the thread on him on the Huns' board - screengrabs of him making an utter, utter ***** of himself were being tweeted by folk that have nothing to do with football.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

remind me, was it a late goal, did he score in the last minaret ?

No, it all came from a dodgy throw-in, though.

Caused a right old Ramadamadingdong.

It affected my appetite and almost put me aff Medina

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

It was an easy finish, though.

Even Tony Mosquearino could've buried it.

 

[DevAdvocate]

I'm afraid I mosque ask you lads to stop with these terrible puns.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

I'm afraid I mosque ask you lads to stop with these terrible puns.

I'm gonna hijab to ignore this request.

 

[RebelBhoy]

EDIT: Scrap that. It was unseemly to all those of you with a sensitive disposition.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

I heard the Islam CSC shall beheading back to Achill today.

They should make a scrapbook and sharia their memories.

 

[RebelBhoy]

I heard the Islam CSC shall beheading back to Achill today.

They should make a scrapbook and sharia their memories.

Grr quoted me before I could get rid of it.

It's the thought that counts.

 

[EspaniaCelt]

Jamatkhana say there musallah been a lot of thought put into some of these puns.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Some of them come out of yer Eid from nowhere.

 

[Null]

Haram!


I Hijab enough ... Next one to posts a pun gets a ban.

I've heard them halal.