Off Topic Pointless point-scoring thread

I would like to take credit but genuinely wiznae me

 

Looks like he's left another message.

 

I'm famous ...

And it's between my arse cheeks. My man boobs store food for snack time.

 

looks like the glib and shameless one is at it again

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-looking-for-fans-to-financially-back-rangers

"if youse put the funds in we can maybe be as big as ra cellic"

i wonder if any of these daft huns that jump on the DK bandwagon have stopped and wondered where the warchest is

 

There's a guy on CQN comparing racial profiling in the USA by law enforcement to the way Police Scotland treat Celtic fans.

These ****s live in cloud cuckoo land. It's a ****ing tragic way to go about your live.

 

Now it's "We willnae beat Qarabag unless we re-sign Sammy"

These ****s are massively entertaining.

 

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Rangers signing somebody for a nominal fee is on the "Weird & Wonderful" page on NewsNow.

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Current Affairs/Weird and Wonderful

 

Weird certainly, wonderful, not so much.

 

Is it the signing that's weird or the way the huns react?

 

Mind they were going to walk the Championship last year because Hearts & Hibs were pish. Now they are signing guys who Hearts told to get tae ****.

They also bid £175k for Scott Allan AND asked to pay it in instalments.

 

The Rangers have a stutter?

 

One of the cornerstones of any smart transfer policy is adding value. That’s why signing younger players is smart business. As players progress in their peak years, their market value will likely increase. With the seven signings that Warburton has made he has already more than doubled the market value of Rangers playing squad.


According to data from Transfermarkt, the go-to site for reliable transfer valuations, Warburton inherited a squad valued at £2.7 million.
When the signings of Tavernier & Waghorn become official, the market value of Rangers squad will have increased to £6.8 million. That is a 152% increase in value from seven signings. That’s remarkable business for roughly £600,000 of spending.

I guess having a manager who has actual experience in the business world really does pay off.

 

Adding value = buying/developing players and selling them for a profit.

Rangers adding value = Buying a load of lower league English diddies nae **** has every heard of and trumpeting them like they've signed the next Messi.

 

Has there ever been a more deluded group of ****s in the history of the world?

"He has only spent a fraction of the millions he has at his disposal...the guy is a genuis! actually buzzin about what this team can achieve"

 

Just by signing these guys he's tripled their value.

 

I heard he is working on a cure for cancer, aids and ebola! Certainty for the Nobel peace prize

 

Wow 152% increase in value and not even a spectacular claim of greatness from the Ibrox management team. Get Collins in and their value will be off the scale.

 

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JC has the spastic huns absolutely fizzing, and it's weeks since he said it