Apparently they control some kind of ****e diesel and also somehow levy a charge on actual diesel moving between the north and the south. I dunno the details. I began trying to ignore the drunken cretin after about 2 minutes. Completely blanked him after 3 minutes. Gambol's Tales From the Pub #2387
The IRA are probably also believed to be responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs - before moving on to horse meat ... but it would seem they missed a few.
One was bad enough for the loyalists ... two must be their worst nightmare come true. [video=youtube;A2xikEpS5kY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2xikEpS5kY[/video]
Makes sense. They IRA are pretty good at making bombs. No dinosaurs made it out alive. They were probably drinking at the same waterhole when some durty sneaky **** wandered in for a drink of water and left leaving behind a meteor strike.
Don't be so silly Gambol - how could the IRA leave a 'meteor strike' behind at a waterhole and even if they could, it would have rendered the recovery of the dinosaur meat almost impossible. Having researched the matter thoroughly, I suppose I'd better come clean. The truth is that, in the early 70's, the IRA stumbled into a temporary inter-dimensional portal somewhere on the outskirts of Belfast which brought them 5,000 years into the future, where they took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine and then went back to hunt dinosaurs for meat which of course they've used up in the food chain and which funded their war. It's hardly a coincidence that the war ended when the dinosaur meat ran out and therefore funds got scarce as well. The IRA then started putting horse meat into the food chain which obviously was not as lucrative as the dinosaur meat as they couldn't get as much of it into the food chain. Incidentally, the IRA are probably responsible for everything that's happened in the world - including the demise of the dodo and your old club (both now as dead as ... the pun I was going to use) - by upsetting the order of things in the universe when they utilised that time machine. Just think, you might still be the peeple and Ian Paisley might be El Papa instead of just being so envious of his red socks, if it hadn't been for the actions of that naughty IRA. The real mystery for the loyalists in all of this is what ever happened to the time machine. I have it on good authority, however, that it was destroyed after the IRA found that today's loyalists got here by stowing away on board when they were out hunting the dinosaurs. The IRA obviously didn't want to risk contaminating the world with any more of these cavemen, so destroyed the machine. The loyalists, therefore, know for a fact that the IRA put dinosaur meat into the food chain and that it was they who made the dinosaurs extinct. The loyalists are also actively searching in vain for the time machine (they can be seen eagerly trying to start up phone boxes all over the country) in order to fetch back more of their brethren to boost their numbers both for the fleg protest and to fill the empty seats at Ibrox. The mystery for the rest of us is why some of these loyalists are preaching that the world is only some 6,000 years old since they should know differently. Perhaps they just can't count ... or is it some cunning plan yet to be revealed as part of the great fleg protest?
They phoned ahead a warning but the dinosaurs couldn't pick up the phone with their tiny little hands
Ye are when there' arseholes like that in the boozer who somehow think you want to hear what they have to say.
