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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Dear love, for nothing less than thee

    Would I have broke this happy dream

    As virtuous men pass mildly away,

    And whisper to their souls to go,

    Whilst some of their sad friends do say

    The breath goes now, and some say, No
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    • The men that worked for England,
      They have their graves at home:
      And birds and bees of England
      About the cross can roam.

      But they that fought for England,
      Following a falling star,
      Alas, alas for England
      They have their graves afar.

      And they that rule in England,
      In stately conclave met,
      Alas, alas for England
      They have no graves as yet.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Billy don't like it living here in this town
    Says traps had been sprung long before he was born
    Hope lies in the dust behind all the closed doors
    And pus and grime ooze from its scab crusted sores
    Screaming and crying in the high rise blocks
    It's a rat trap Billy ... and you've been caught.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    There was a cow
    Upon a hill
    If it's not there now
    It must have gone
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    There once was a ****.
     
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  6. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    There once was a man from Nantucket

    whose dick was so long he could suck it.

    Wiping his chin

    He said with a grin,

    "If my ear were a **** I would **** it."
     
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  7. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    That's not a poem.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    This day is called the feast of Crispian:
    He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
    Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
    And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
    He that shall live this day, and see old age,
    Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
    And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’
    Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
    And say ‘These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.’
    Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
    But he’ll remember with advantages
    What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
    Familiar in his mouth as household words
    Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
    Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
    Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d.
    This story shall the good man teach his son;
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remember’d;
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition:
    And gentlemen in England now a-bed
    Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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    It was on the bridge at midnight ,
    My heart was all a quiver ,
    I undid her suspenders belt ,
    And her leg fell in the river .
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Some proper woofters In here
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

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    In Reading gaol by Reading town
    There is a pit of shame,
    And in it lies a wretched man
    Eaten by teeth of flame,
    In a burning winding-sheet he lies,
    And his grave has got no name.

    And there, till Christ call forth the dead,
    In silence let him lie:
    No need to waste the foolish tear,
    Or heave the windy sigh:
    The man had killed the thing he loved,
    And so he had to die.

    And all men kill the thing they love,
    By all let this be heard,
    Some do it with a bitter look,
    Some with a flattering word,
    The coward does it with a kiss,
    The brave man with a sword!

    Oscar Wilde
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    He was a massive bender too
     
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  13. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    I never knew that
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's a shock to most.
     
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    mind you if he was banged up it's bound to be a temptation .
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Wait til you see his nose.


    Its disgusting
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

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    Sucky isn’t at home to Mr Sarcasm :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    We cause tragedy, erratically
    Systematically, in your house without a key
    How ****ed up that'd be
    Gat'll be near your anatomy,
    my form of flattery
    Assault and battery,
    cause we coming with that street mentality
    Straight west coast rider academy
    Concrete ni**ga, that's my reality

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You can sniff me, cut me, I'll turn you to a junkie
    I'm the number one seller in the whole ****ing country
    Wall Street niggas, they cop me on the low
    White boys don't call me coke, they call me blow
    It's time to go, on the bus, the train, the plane
    I'll smuggle, I'm nothing but trouble
    I'll make your money double, cook me in baking soda
    I'll turn your Hooprock into a new Range Rover
    I'll pay all your bills and fill your 'frigerator
    Feed your family, turn your man to a hater

    Put me in your door panels or your stashbox
    Put me in your Nikes, Timbs or Reeboks

    If you cop three and a half, you hustling backwards
    Cop a hundred grams, you moving forwards
    You trying to move more birds
    In PA all day, on the corner of Third.

    T. Yayo

     
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  20. Solid Air 2

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    I like to eat bananas
    'Cos they got no bones
    I like marijuana
    'Cos it gets me stoned
    Put a seed into the ground
    Wait for the sun to come around
    Nurture it with love and care
    Give it sun and rain and air
    There, oh there
    There, oh
    You gotta let it grow
    Let it grow
    Come on, wait for it to sprout
    Then you get your Rizlas out
     
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