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Poch to utd

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    How much of Paddy’s fat cock can you fit in your throat before your eyes start to run?
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    The one team i wanted to avoid tbh.
    Its a risk, ie the chav game if he goes for a weaker side, but ive a feeling youll see a very strong line up with maybe 2/3 of the kids and Adrian.

    Personally im not ****ed for the fa cup myself tbh so would be happy if he plays all the young lads who got us there anyway they deserve it.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Probably most of it. I've got a very dexterous jaw
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Comes from chewing all that Quinoa homes.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I wouldn't advise falling asleep on Chaos sofa.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He'd be torn between chewing off your cock, stabbing you in the neck or crying out his life story to you.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Anyway Poch ain't ever going to Utd, HIAG said so.

    He said he'd post a video of his fat moobs jiggling around as he danced to Britney Spears if it ever happened.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Distribution. <laugh>
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Good save


    Scuse the pun.
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Ohhh you rattled sir?
     
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  12. Stan

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    Schmeichel used to get assists by throwing the ball.
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Please tell me that's an actual quote<laugh>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Didn’t know it was 2017 mate?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Fck you Sucky! <grr>
     
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  18. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Liked Pochettino...we sacked him so he can go where he wants.
    He always said he would never manage arsenal so anywhere else is fair enough.
     
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    Means nothing mate. Jose said he would never go to Spuds out of respect to us. Dirty **** still went there though.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I was wondering, don't remember him as well as you would.
     
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