Sit down, Raper, this could take a while.
Venom tagged Simon's Chinese wife with some rather unsavoury remarks regarding her fast food takeaway. Simon took offence at this so he then verbally attacked Pud and Dev with personal remarks of his own about their children/future children.
Photos were then posted on GC of Kevin the mod trying to suck his own penis. They were posted by Newgod, who is an old hacker that used to decimate this site until he was chased off for being a paki.
After this had gone on for a while, Toby arrived to defend Simon from the onslaught. It then became a pitched battle on multiple threads which resulted in the Jocks triumphing as per the script. and Simon and Toby being chased.
Should be front page in the Metro tomorrow, so you'll read about it next Tuesday