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It's a ****ing mongrel.

Shoodle.

**** me.

Actually it's a mongrel with 100% extra cost because of a made up name.

You can cover a turd in glitter but it's still a turd.

I'm now worried you were a frigging Rupert.

Admit it's a mongrel and be proud of that.

Like I am of my Yorkussel.

I'm going to bed.

I will deal with this outrage in the morning.

No one calls Chaz a turd.

No one.
 
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Being an Elder Scrolls man for many a year I have only just got into Fallout. I did try Fallout 3 a few years back but playing it on the back of Oblivion was probably not the best idea. Playing New Vegas at the moment and really liking it, (although Quill reckons it's the worst of the lot??). So might grab Fallout 4 on the traditional Steam Christmas Sale.

PS: Are there seriously ****s on here that say '**** Off' to a thread about computer games? And then ****s that 'like' the comments saying '**** Off'. FFS, I do remember Carmine starting an Off Topic thread about Cricket once - you cannot get more boring than that!!
 
Being an Elder Scrolls man for many a year I have only just got into Fallout. I did try Fallout 3 a few years back but playing it on the back of Oblivion was probably not the best idea. Playing New Vegas at the moment and really liking it, (although Quill reckons it's the worst of the lot??). So might grab Fallout 4 on the traditional Steam Christmas Sale.

PS: Are there seriously ****s on here that say '**** Off' to a thread about computer games? And then ****s that 'like' the comments saying '**** Off'. FFS, I do remember Carmine starting an Off Topic thread about Cricket once - you cannot get more boring than that!!

Nah don't worry about those saying **** off, they're just ribbing. And maybe a couple of dog botherers in there. But, you know, it takes all sorts and that.

Vegas is the worst one; it isn't terrible, just in comparison to Fallout 3 it really disappointed. Elder Scrolls for me is good, although I'm still undecided as to whether I preferred Oblivion or Skyrim. Both had their merits.
 
Nah don't worry about those saying **** off, they're just ribbing. And maybe a couple of dog botherers in there. But, you know, it takes all sorts and that.

Vegas is the worst one; it isn't terrible, just in comparison to Fallout 3 it really disappointed. Elder Scrolls for me is good, although I'm still undecided as to whether I preferred Oblivion or Skyrim. Both had their merits.

Yeah I know they are - it's just my very unsubtle attempt to bait them! Cricket is ****ing boring though....

I think I just about preferred Skyrim - didn't like the main story in Oblivion that much. But Skyrim dumbed down things like Armour and Weapon degradation - ie they lasted forever which I didn't like. At least New Vegas kept that in to some extent. Like I say, I probably only like NV as much because I have no other Fallout benchmark to compare it with. Will definitely be getting 4 at some point and really looking forward to it.
 
Yeah I know they are - it's just my very unsubtle attempt to bait them! Cricket is ****ing boring though....

I think I just about preferred Skyrim - didn't like the main story in Oblivion that much. But Skyrim dumbed down things like Armour and Weapon degradation - ie they lasted forever which I didn't like. At least New Vegas kept that in to some extent. Like I say, I probably only like NV as much because I have no other Fallout benchmark to compare it with. Will definitely be getting 4 at some point and really looking forward to it.

That's fair I suppose, but 3 really did set the benchmark and I suppose it has for 4 as well. The thing for me with NV is it's size. 3 was massive, it literally took half an hour (IRL) to walk across the map unhindered. Vegas felt a lot more compacted, possibly because Vegas is a smaller city, but probably because the designers were ****ing lazy with it. The ending was also ****, the "once you cross this line you can't go back" bit is bollocks an arl, hopefully they do away with it in the next one.
 
It's Half ****zu. If it was a human it'd be Joey Essex.

It's basically a warm slipper.

With a poncey name.

Look I'm sorry but enough is ****ing enough.

You can get to ****.

Charlie would be like Del Boy if he was a human, a cheeky chappie with bags of character.

He's a legend around these parts.

A legend.

Unlike your ratty, nasty, little mongrel, whom a I dare say no ****er apart from you actually likes.

Because he's a ****.
 
My old Alsation/Collie/psychopath died 3 years ago. Still miss her now. Best dog i've ever had.
The kids nagged me so I got one of these, the Dog sanctuary persuaded me to take her as they couldnt re home her
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I kept her for a year and had to give her to the army. Brilliant dog Sheba super intelligent. Trained her to do anything but she went for people. ****ing scary went for people too. She went for the vet and was inches away from her throat. i managed to pull her back and the vet went back into her office, she only got away from me and went back in. I still say she kicked the door down cos i dont know how she opened it and got the vet again.
She'll be in Special Ops now no doubt.

After that we got a stupid ****ing golden Labb. Its the most idiotic dog I've ever had. The kids love it but i just havent bonded with him
 
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You can get to ****.

Charlie would be like Del Boy if he was a human, a cheeky chappie with bags of character.

He's a legend around these parts.

A legend.

Unlike your ratty, nasty, little mongrel, whom a I dare say no ****er apart from you actually likes.

Because he's a ****.
What?

You're having a laugh.

My dog is like Jason Statham. Hard as bastard nails but the ladies love him, blokes want to be him.

Yours is half ****ing ****zu. He's Julian Clary for ****s sake.

****zu.

WTF.

Ok, they don't moult but for crying out loud, get 2 and they look like a pair of slippers.

It's a big version of a hamster. One of the ones with extra fluffy hair that girls love. Because they're cute and girly.

They look like they've already offended someone who's twatted them in the face with a shovel. Which they can do nowt about. Because they're crying like little girls.

Is Chazz's surname "Gaylord"?

Your dog Chazz that is, not our Chazz.
 
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What?

You're having a laugh.

My dog is like Jason Statham. Hard as bastard nails but the ladies love him, blokes want to be him.

Yours is half ****ing ****zu. He's Julian Clary for ****s sake.

****zu.

WTF.

Ok, they don't moult but for crying out loud, get 2 and they look like a pair of slippers.

It's a big version of a hamster. One of the ones with extra fluffy hair that girls love. Because they're cute and girly.

They look like they've already offended someone who's twatted them in the face with a shovel. Which they can do nowt about. Because they're crying like little girls.

Is Chazz's surname "Gaylord"?

Your dog Chazz that is, not our Chazz.
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My old Alsation/Collie/psychopath died 3 years ago. Still miss her now. Best dog i've ever had.
The kids nagged me so I got one of these, the Dog sanctuary persuaded me to take her as they couldnt re home her
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I kept her for a year and had to give her to the army. Brilliant dog Sheba super intelligent. Trained her to do anything but she went for people. ****ing scary went for people too. She went for the vet and was inches away from her throat. i managed to pull her back and the vet went back into her office, she only got away from me and went back in. I still say she kicked the door down cos i dont know how she opened it and got the vet again.
She'll be in Special Ops now no doubt.

After that we got a stupid ****ing golden Labb. Its the most idiotic dog I've ever had. The kids love it but i just havent bonded with him
Yep, I once had a Dobermann like that Chazz, she was beautiful but absolutely ****ing deadly, I had to have her euthanised at three years old, which ripped me apart, after she'd bitten two people and made the serious mistake of having a pop at our German Shepard, I seriously had to prise her head out of its mouth!
 
What?

You're having a laugh.

My dog is like Jason Statham. Hard as bastard nails but the ladies love him, blokes want to be him.

Yours is half ****ing ****zu. He's Julian Clary for ****s sake.

****zu.

WTF.

Ok, they don't moult but for crying out loud, get 2 and they look like a pair of slippers.

It's a big version of a hamster. One of the ones with extra fluffy hair that girls love. Because they're cute and girly.

They look like they've already offended someone who's twatted them in the face with a shovel. Which they can do nowt about. Because they're crying like little girls.

Is Chazz's surname "Gaylord"?

Your dog Chazz that is, not our Chazz.
<laugh> Sorry Carmine but this is spot on.
 
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Yep, I once had a Dobermann like that Chazz, she was beautiful but absolutely ****ing deadly, I had to have her euthanised at three years old, which ripped me apart, after she'd bitten two people and made the serious mistake of having a pop at our German Shepard, I seriously had to prise her head out of its mouth!
Kinell.

What made her like that then? Was she a rescue job?
 
My old Alsation/Collie/psychopath died 3 years ago. Still miss her now. Best dog i've ever had.
The kids nagged me so I got one of these, the Dog sanctuary persuaded me to take her as they couldnt re home her
You must log in or register to see images


I kept her for a year and had to give her to the army. Brilliant dog Sheba super intelligent. Trained her to do anything but she went for people. ****ing scary went for people too. She went for the vet and was inches away from her throat. i managed to pull her back and the vet went back into her office, she only got away from me and went back in. I still say she kicked the door down cos i dont know how she opened it and got the vet again.
She'll be in Special Ops now no doubt.

After that we got a stupid ****ing golden Labb. Its the most idiotic dog I've ever had. The kids love it but i just havent bonded with him
Its a real nice looking dog man. Sorry that you had to give it up, hopefully it will save someones life or something like that and make it all worth while.