Steals scooters and burns them out. Has an unfinished knocked through wall in his house, can always be seen in tracky bottoms fiddling with your balls
Goes down to cash converters every week. Lies for a Crisis loan. Pisses in bottles and keeps them under his bed.
Takes the piss out of people with genetic diseases. Steels from his nana's purse. Smoke bongs in front of the kids.
Sets fireworks off in his bedroom in September, has a one foot market fully kitted christmas tree in his bedroom window a month before..
Tucks tracksuit bottoms into his socks. Has love and hate tattooed on his knuckles. Has a kid called Ferrari.
Knocks wizz out to the kids, has every Bonkers album on tape, use bottles of Reef as a sex bargaining tool.
Wears a welders mask when he's sunbathing in the back yard.. Thinks Raybann is a tennis player with bad eyes..
Still thinks a phone call is 20p as he approaches strangers for money. Will do your garden for a tenner. Name drops the hardest lad in town every two minutes.
