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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ****ing sick of hearing about women. I've stopped watching BBC Breakfast cause it's wall-to-wall women whining about the lack of women on telly.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Feb 25, 2015
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Why do wimmen not need a watch?

    There's a clock on the cooker.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 25, 2015
  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 25, 2015
  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    So very true.

    Here's a thought - how about equal rights for all, female, male, homos, lezzers, darkies, chinks, Nips, smelly garlic breathed unhygienic French ****s...............................................the whole ****in kit and kabuddle in fact.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Feb 25, 2015
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    WHO DELETED MY JOKE?
     
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    Patience, Feb 25, 2015
  6. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Me
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wimmin are great.

    At cooking and cleaning and ye can shag them. What's not to like?
     
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    Gambol, Feb 25, 2015
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  8. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You should know. One of them divorced you and took you to the cleaners!!

    Ha, Ha, ER that's the spirit, humour = positivity.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Feb 25, 2015
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Feb 25, 2015
  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    **** off then if you don't like what's posted on here <ok>
     
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    Toby, Feb 25, 2015
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sage advice <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 25, 2015
  12. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    No
     
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    Minxy, Feb 25, 2015
  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    If you're going to come and attention-whore yourself on here, you can **** off with the post deleting. We already have a mod for GC, we don't need 2.
     
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    Toby, Feb 25, 2015
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  14. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Didn't realise I was breaking the GC rules, Toby ...... I'm so ashamed of my behaviour

    Do you think Jip will spank me ?
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <doh>

    What's the ****ing point.

    Just join in with the rest of the fat mongs that chat about food.

    This is what Mick wants...
     
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    Toby, Feb 25, 2015
  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    As I said, sage advice <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 25, 2015
  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Keep on trying old man <applause>
     
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    Toby, Feb 25, 2015
  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    How old am I?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 25, 2015
  19. ERINBLACK

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    Well done for deleting that post.

    A very positive action indeed squire.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Feb 25, 2015
  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Very?
     
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