PL clubs!

Man United : Fabio on loan
Arsenal : Bendtner
Man City : Johnson
Spurs : Kranjcar
Chelsea : Sturridge
Liverpool : Insua
Bolton : Lee
Sunderland : You're joking.
Everton : Heitenga
Stoke : Etherington
Aston Villa : Downing
Fulham : Dempsey(Always liked him, think he could give us something extra in the box)
Blackburn : Samba
Blackpool : Matt Philips
Birmingham : Johnson
Wolves : Jarvis
West Ham : Ba*
West Brom : Brunt
Wigan : Zog

*Not sure of nature of the deal, heard conflicting reports but if its loan buy him but if they've bought him he'll only come if we go down. If not him, get the Hammer!

 

Man United : Park Ji Sung
Arsenal : Nikolas Bendtner
Man City : Adam Johnson
Spurs : Niko Kranjcar
Chelsea : Patrick Van Aanholt
Liverpool : The Lang Haired Get
Bolton : Johann Elmander
Sunderland : Asamoahe Gyan.
Everton : Baines
Stoke : Vile Robert Huth, if I really have to as I despise Stoke
Aston Villa : Gabby Ablongahor
Fulham : Clint Dempsey
Blackburn : Chris Samba
Blackpool : Charlie Adam
Birmingham : Nikolas Zigic
Wolves : Matt Jarvis
West Ham : Scott Parker
West Brom : Peter Odemwingie
Wigan : Hugo Rodallega

 

Man United : Jonny Evans (was very impressive when at Sunderland, has only played 7 league games this season, might fancy regular football)
Arsenal : Aaron Ramsey (slightly in the shadow of Wilshere but an amazing talent held back by injury, could be a risk)
Man City : Micah Richards (might like the idea of owning the right back slot rather than being part of a rotation)
Spurs : Niko Kranjcar (I've been a fan since he joined Pompey, deserves to be starting every game)
Chelsea : Patrick van Aanholt (hopefully competition for Enrique rather than a replacement)
Liverpool : Danny Wilson (doubt Liverpool would sell but he'd be a rock for years to come)
Bolton : Lee Chung-Yong (has a great future but is playing regularly for Bolton, we'd have to make a big offer)
Sunderland : Fraizer Campbell (though I'd wait to see how he's been affected by his injury)
Everton : Marouane Fellaini (good player but I'd sign him for his hair alone! Everton seem to be accepting some quite low bids for their players these days...)
Stoke : Matthew Etherington (would be a useful squad player but would he accept a lesser role?)
Aston Villa : Stephen Ireland (assuming he does well, most likely to want to sign)
Fulham : Brede Hangeland (so solid! A key player so would take a decent bid)
Blackburn : I'd agree with Samba but if Enrique goes, Martin Olsson (young, covers the left flank, wouldn't cost too much)
Blackpool : Charlie Adam (top quality player but likely to go to a better club than us)
Birmingham : Seb Larsson (Would be a good squad player on a free, Raylor v2.0)
Wolves : Kevin Doyle (I'd rather Fletcher but as a recent record signing, can't see Wolves selling cheap)
West Ham : Mark Noble (he's a local lad and getting plenty games but if West Ham go down, could he be tempted?)
West Brom : Graham Dorrans (a key player and the club turned down £5m for him last season but relegation could force their hand)
Wigan : Victor Moses (though Wigan tend to drive a hard bargain)

These are the players I'd pick (assuming we HAVE to pick one from each club). I've tried to be as realistic as possible which is why these may not be the BEST players, just the ones I think might want to move and who we could afford.

I think our squad might be a bit big though.

 

Can't be bothered with whether they're realistic, I'll just pick the one from each club I'd most want:

Man U: Hernandez
Arsenal: Van Persie
Man City: Tevez
Spurs: Bassong
Chelsea: Bosingwa
Liverpool: Carroll (as much as I hate to admit it)
Bolton: Holden
Sunderland: Gordon
Everton: Fellaini
Stoke: Shawcross
Villa: Ashley Young
Fulham: Hangeland
Blackburn: Gamst
Birmingham: Johnson
Wolves: Geoffrey Mujangi Bia
West Ham: Ba
WBA: Dorrans
Wigan: The Zog

 

Man U: Gibson
Arsenal: Vela
Man City: Johnson
Spuds: Kranjcar
Chelsea: Van Aanholt
Liverpool: Spearing
Bolton: Lee
Everton: Baines
Stoke: Etherington
Villa: Albrighton
Fulham: Hughes
Blackburn: Samba
Blackpool: Adam
Birmingham: Larsson
Wolves: Doyle
West Ham: Noble
West Brom: Dorrans
Wigan: Rodallega

 

Started doing this then realised most matched yours and decided it would be a waste of time posting the same

Hernandez isnt realistic though. Gibson instead.

 

Gibson why ?

 

Arsenal - Vela/Lansbury
Villa - Downing
Birmingham - Larsson
Blackburn - Samba
Blackpool - Adam
Bolton - Petrov
Chelsea - Van Aanholt
Everton - Colback
Fulham - Hangeland
Liverpool - Kuyt
Man City - A. Johnson
Man Utd - Welbeck
Stoke - Etherington
Sunderland - Gyan
Tottenham - Krancjar
West Brom - Dorrans
West Ham - Ba
Wigan - Rodellega
Wolves - Jarvis

 

Man United : Park Ji Sung
Arsenal : Nikolas Bendtner
Man City : Adam Johnson
Spurs : Niko Kranjcar
Chelsea : Patrick Van Aanholt
Liverpool : Agger
Bolton : Lee
Sunderland : ...
Everton : Baines
Stoke : Erm... Thhey got a half decent LB for cover?
Aston Villa : Albrighton
Fulham : Clint Dempsey
Blackburn : Pederson
Blackpool : Charlie Adam
Birmingham : Johnson
Wolves : Matt Jarvis
West Ham : Honestly, no-one. Obina (SP?) but he's on load from Inter.
West Brom : Dorrens
Wigan : Hugo Rodallega

This is basically Tino's Drunken Monkey's list, with a couple alterations.

 

Man Utd: Welbeck
Arsenal: Vela
Man City: Johnson
Spurs: Kranjcar
Chelsea: Josh McChearen
Liverpool: Nobody
Bolton: Lee Young
Sunderland: nobody
Everton: Bains
Stoke: Ethrington
Aston Villa: Albrighton
Fulham: nobody
Blackburn: Holliet
Birmingham: Gardner
Wolves: Jarvis or Hammill
West Ham: Ba
West Brom: Dorrans
Wigan: Zogbia

 

WORS

Man United : Macheda
Arsenal : Bendtner or Vela
Man City : Johnson, come home lad!
Spurs : Modric.....the one that got away
Chelsea : Van the man
Liverpool : none
Bolton : Holden
Sunderland : very poor and lucky team in my eyes but Wellbeck looks promising
Everton : Arteta
Stoke : only one for me - Etherington
Aston Villa : Cieran Clarke
Fulham : Dempsey
Blackburn : David Hoilett Jnr
Blackpool : DJ Campbell to stop the little twat scoring against us
Birmingham : Craig Gardner
Wolves : Matt Jarvis
West Ham : the german burger with a cracking shot
West Brom : has to be Dorrans
Wigan : Zog on the tyne