I refuse to believe you have many friends or that someone let you ejaculate inside them to produce a daughter. I do however see you as a man that owns many dwarf hamsters.
[QUOTE="Watford_R, post: 8150835, member: 1006911" I do however see you as a man that owns many dwarf hamsters.[/QUOTE] Like as in being a Pet Shop Boy or Richard Gere
I did like them (as a second team) growing up - players like Brooking, Bonds, Parkes, Devonshire, Robson etc were all players I liked. It's really only since being on here (and Not606 before) that's put me off - the not606 Hammers are a strange bunch. What they lack in numbers, they make up for in nastiness. At least they used to play entertaining football. I liked the team of Carrick/Cole/Defoe/DiCanio as well.
I used to work in Green Street Library in the mid 1990s so used to be around the bubble blowing west ham fans all week. All the old guys knew the krays and read westerns and all the young guys knew cass pennant and the ICF and couldn't read (that's why the west ham board is dead) My mother married a child beating piece of ****e when I was 5 or 6...he supported Liverpool ... so nothing bad enough can happen to them Arsenal and Chelsea just irritate...winning trophies, some great players but constantly ****ing moaning and not filling their ground...they are like the moany old bastards out of last of the summer wine. Surrey utd... the 1st real football franchise. .. should never have been allowed to move to manchester Man city...loved them until they went and got good...
....a team that is far from being "utterly pointless" and acquired more points than you in each of the last 4 seasons. Sunderland aren't probably on many fans hate list outside Newcastle as they're barely worth mentioning. .
Maybe a Liverpool United, that play in blue and red striped. A Manchester Really United that play in red and light blue stripes. But they are fine in reality, they are only two club cities, clubs tend to represent actual places, whereas London has as many clubs as (insert something witty)
And for all that catchment area the likes of Newcastle and Sunderland have, the legions of incredibly loyal fans who occasionally wander off when the team isn't doing so well but still claim to be some sort of special unique fanbase and major clubs, it's pretty nailed on London clubs will make up two of the top four, Spurs will be top six and Palace and West Ham are unlikely to be anywhere near relegation.
