I know you don't fella, well, I don't know you don't. Just harmless banter. I'm sure you're kind to animals.
We are on a level playing field though......we all field 11 players and we all have managers who decide what tactics to play....How much money you have dont come into it or we would not have done the double on both Man utd and Arsenal last season and beat teams who have money frequently. ..We all start off on zero points and it comes down to how good the manager is and his coaching staff and the way they have done their homework on the opposition. sometimes they get it right and sometimes wrong but we start the game all square and we can all beat each other if the tactics are right.......I will say the Ref and linesmen have a big influence on the game as in my view 60% of premiership ref's are sub standard and should still be reffing lower down the leagues learning their trade but unfortunately there is a big shortage of top quality ref's today and that needs to be addressed urgently.....
I laughed at that, Watford. In fact, I'm probably going to repeat that joke to my many, many friends. However, I don't think it's suitable material to use when explaining to my 5 year old the difference between a standard-sized and a dwarf hamster.