PL board meet up.

He's done you there @Skylarker

 

So we need to find our most North Eastern former. The most South westernly. The most Nw and Se. Draw a line from opposite corners and where they cross, we meet there.

Surely @Hoddle Is A God will let us borrow one of his yachts.

 

?

 

Doesn't matter...if it doesn't flow right, the moment goes

Off to make a coffee

 

?????

 

... as long as it's not his Sat Nav ... completely fooked when abroad and likely to take you to a Basingstoke layby if you select "Home"

 

We could have the event at his 'coastal retreat', aka his Ma's bungalow

 

Yeah I got done.... really hurting.

 

I reckon they'd probs end up ****ing tbh. All those years of tension...

 

Trust me on this, Tobias, Pixie could not handle the truth.

 

Pixie would probably want to have my children.

The experience would forever make him my bitch.

This forum would never be the same again.

 

You'd need a crew to sail it.

 

Mate, I'm hurt by that.

I know you've threatened to call the old bill on me several times for taking the piss out of you, but you have to remember that it's just for ****s n giggles on here. It's all banter mate.

If I met you in real life I'd shake your hand and buy you a pint. Or a soft drink if you're not old enough to drink.

You've cut me deep bro.

 

I doubt it personally

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Yes, we would most definitely get on. The piss-taking would be quality, too.

 

So we're on then mate?

You'd like me I reckon, I'm very dapper when I make the effort.

 

Of course. I reckon HIAG only makes up all of that bullshit about his fantasy life because of the anonymity of the internet.

As I said, if I met him in real life I'd buy him a pint. And I'm sure he'd show me his fleet of expensive cars, coastal mansion, and let me have a go in his helicopter.

 

**** I forgot about the chopper...

Location not so much of an issue now lads!

 

They would in the Hollywood movie of the meet up.


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One Night In Weymouth
Staring Graham Norton as HIAG, James Corden as PISKIE and Dolly the inflatable sheep.

Two online rivals meet up in the most unlikliest of circumstances. After being invited to a party in Weymouth by a white rasta (Matt King) named Skylarker, the two wake up after being drugged strapped to a medical table with one kidney removed each.

As they must struggle to track down the mysterious Skylarker the two's animosity slowly turns to love. Low on blood, common ground, and compliments the two must battle through a host of comedic villains aided by the Thai Ladyboy Skiddy (Venus Lux).

Along the way they rescue an inflatable sheep being abused by Bodinki (Harry Melling) and must face his wrath and run from a bitter old man named Tobes (David Bradley).

Tune in to watch this magical tale of love, lust, and adventure.