Are you going to be that dick that pulls the worldy while the rest of us have to make do with her fat pig friends?
That was generally me in fairness - but my days as a swordsman are now behind me, as I'm happily married mate
Have you got a bird as well? This could be mint, the girls will have no option but to make do with me
Nah unlucky pal I'm single too Be jus me and you fella who's looking... though there's always that one bloke who gets ****ed enough to think doing the dirty is a good idea
Belta. We'll get a couple of birds, take them back and double team the slags. Sniffing lines off their tits, the works. Result. It's blatantly going to be @Skylarker doing the dirty What's everybody's ages? You are just a young lad aren't you Liebherr?
I remember one 50 shades threads.. not sure if here or on Liverpool. I posted to it whichever site it was.
I had a friend in Uni like that. For beach weekend, the fraternity always rented a small motel in Myrtle Beach. She was invited in person to come join us. She was good friends with all of us, me more than the others, the two of us hung out after classes playing pool each day. Because she didn't get a written invitation she threw a hissy fit and refused to talk to anyone in the fraternity again (except me, she stayed friends with me). That, to this day remains one of the biggest overreactions I've witnessed.
