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I can certainly see Nigel Bambi doing a job like that.

However, in an earlier post, he claimed to be an accounts clerk. Ordinarily, if that had been someone like Skiddy or Tobes claiming that, I'd be like "no ****ing way! That's far too highbrow!" but for someone like Bambi, I think it does fit. The criteria for someone doing that job is just too perfect for a Nigel like Bambi. Consider the list:-

• dull
• repetitive
• predictable
• no imagination required
• jumped up personality
• little man syndrome
• small cock

Fits Bambi like a glove, Bruv!

 

Are they the boxes you ticked 'Yes' to on your application for counselling ?

 

When I saw the photo I thought it was a representation of you and Piskie and your constant wrangling about WUM fcuk ups:
"you can't park here"
"I'm not parked, I'm a wheelbarrow"
"No you're not, you can't park here"
"yes I am and yes I can, WUM fcuk up"
"no you can't, WUM fcuk up"

etc etc to infinity

Can you both have a Xmas truce x

 

Go a bit easy on Trevor. Should you respond to a post in which he has quoted you, or indeed to a notification that he has 'replied' on a thread you are participating in, he is prone to high pitched squeals of delight before embarking on a plethora of hashtag postings proclaiming the magnitude of his intuitive powers.. For Trev the enormity of this is somewaht akin to the invention of the wheel by primitive mankind and fills him with a revelatory satisfaction that most of us are very unlikely to experience.

Trevor is also a Manchester United fan.

 

Well, we can certainly argue about it.

 

And for you too, it seems.

Anyway don't remember inviting you to the party G4E, you feeling a little left out?

 

Couldn't think of anything more boring if I tried. I'd rather enjoy my time and earn less tbh.

Enjoy your rat race.

 

Enjoy your rat

 

"I stopped first"
"No you didn't I stopped first"
"Ha you just posted so WUM fcuk up"
"No you just posted so.... oh **** it"

 

Please can I go to the ball

 

Hiab getting shown up as a boring nonce yet again.

Same as always.

 

^^^this

 

Arf!

 

I can uunderstand your not fancying it as a job, Sky, but I assure you it's far from boring. In fact it's downright crazy at times...

 

I'd probably like it in that sense, love crazy pressure

I just hate city life and bent people.

I live an honest life, and try to make a difference. Trading stocks just seems like an egotistical self obsessed lifestyle (from the outside).

 

George Michaels not a mate of yours then!

 

If it's institutional, which is what I did, then you're dealing with other professionals, not with Joe Public.

I'm not pretending that there were no shenanigans going on, but it was always assumed that if you were a pro you could look after yourself. If you couldn't, you would get raped, I'll admit...

 

So if I became a trader I'd get raped?

Where do I apply?

 

Only metaphorically, Sky. Sadly, for you...

 

**** that then, I'll stick to making the world a better place.