Off Topic Pizza Hut Buffet

Hi All,

I previously raised this question, but wanted to re-open the debate as I have set a new personal record....the amended details are below.

I went to the Pizza Hut lunchtime buffet yesterday, and while I was sat devouring slice after slice, It got me thinking, at what point are they losing out?

I mean, there has to be a cut off (number of slices) where you are actually winning. I ate:

11 x slices
2 x garlic bread
2.5 x bowls of salad
4 x drinks
3 x large spoons of pasta
2x Bowls of Fries (Oh yes, they do fries now)

I am sure that they made a profit off me, but at what point do you win? I guess the trick is to not have all the other crap, but at what slice do they go into the minus with a customer? Is it even possible to win and get more than your monies worth?

Has anyone bettered what I can only call a triumph of eating and manliness? My girlfriend at the time would not agree with that last statement!

 

did you have cookie dough after?

 

Go to Wings. You're winning if you have more than one plate.

 

In days past I have devoured many a PH buffet. Double figures for slices was a regular occurrence. I used to also attack the pasta but left the salad alone apart from the blue cheese dressing which was nice slopped on my pizza.

I did complete the Fatty Arbuckle challenge before they went tits up. Starter, 28oz steak & sides & 2 litres of ice cream covered in cream & tinned fruit. Got a round of applause from the whole restaurant & a free t shirt that was too small, went home for birthday cake.

Happy days.

 

11 slices? Fat bastard

 

Is any of that from a communal food gathering area? If so you forgot to mention at least 15 traces of other people's piss and a few additions of snot and hair.

 

Adds a nice bit of flavour.

 

I concur, it is just mere seasoning to me!

 

Not had a Pizza hut buffet for years. This thread makes me want one today. 17 slices my record, including crusts - no crust = no finished slice.

 

Has anyone bettered what I can only call a triumph of eating and manliness? My girlfriend at the time would not agree with that last statement!


Bit harsh to dump you just for been a greedy get

 

You are correct on the crust front. I must admit, some had thin bases, but still managed 11 slices (+ crusts), 17 is a impressive.

 

To be fair....some of those were thinner slices.....standard effort would be about 10-12 normal slices, not been since it included all the pasta etc. it's been that long, need to get on it

 

Anyone who leaves the crust is weird.

My old man was eating his pizza with a knife and fork the other night. I rightly chastised him, what the **** is he thinking?

 

Went to an all you can eat pizza place in Texas. Kids don't eat crusts in America as its a waste of space/time. I managed 2 full 24" pizzas without crusts then went onto sweet pizzas like apple and cinnamon and pecan and syrup. Felt like **** afterwards.

 

It'll have come close, I always get spoilt. I'll show the Mrs that one as a hint for this year.

 

A colleague was on a business trip in New Orleans and the group went out for a meal.

He ordered a pizza, and the waitress started to ask how many slices of it other people wanted. The staff were shocked when the colleague pointed out he'd ordered it for himself. It wasn't a challenge as such, but it was supposed to be a pizza normally shared by the whole table. They came from the kitchen to watch him finish it, took his photo and gave him a round of applause.

In the land of gluttony, that's impressive. I know he has a huge appetite, but a lass from work beat him on the pizza hut challenge. I'll see if I can find out how many she ate. All I remember was she insisted on diet coke to go with it.

 

Don't you have to pay for the fries as extra ?

I've done ten pieces once with three drinks (no salad or pasta).

 

One of the keys at PH is to avoid the gassy drinks. They do Robinson's squash. The proper gas will come later.

 

Greedy bastard