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Off Topic Piskie’s 10 year anniversary

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 7, 2021.

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What does Piskie deserve?

  1. Pardon?

    57.6%
  2. **** off?

    21.2%
  3. Piskie must beg first...then maybe?

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Got ourselves some forensic evidence here, you have a rebuttal @PINKIE
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Summary please as all I got was <wah>
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Good ebening. <ok>
     
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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    oooh sounds like a legal type person

    so we don’t need Roofie or Les back as we have our new Legal Beagle
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    tbh @PINKIE just use the Hammers board

    there's only one fan on there and you can just call him tubby with no consequence.
     
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  6. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    if we won the league next year would you make it 2?
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    are you asking for company?
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    @brb

    Mr. Speaker, I for one would like to remind the honorable gentleman, Chair of the Spurs benches, that this vote was in fact called by the Honorable member from Huddersfield, not in fact, the honorable member from Cornwall. As the honorable member from Huddersfield in fact sits on the Spurs benches in the house, this is a Tottenham fan poll. The poll was posted for House consumption, and of the 7 votes directing the Honorable member from Cornwall to "**** off" 3 of those were cast by Non-Spurs representatives of the House. The Spurs Chair has, in that sense, benefited from "migrant voting."

    So, while I respect the Chair of the Spurs fans in the house opinion on this matter, I do believe it is in fact incorrect. The democratic vote of this hallowed hall MUST STAND!

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  9. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    No, he's asking for a miracle.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    if West Ham won the league I'd tattoo a hammer on my forehead*



    *no i wouldnt
     
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  11. Tobes

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    Where will I find these rules about the Spurs board?
     
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  12. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    I'll let you know when I've finished making them up. <ok>

    There's only one really, beyond the standard ones for the forum.
    Don't insult or abuse other forum members that are eligible to post on the Spurs board.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    May the honorable gentleman please explain this part please, what would make one ineligible?

    The honorable gentleman for Everton @Tobes has also been subject to rampant and improper House conduct as of late from the Leeds benches and I think we need an explanation in board eligibility.
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I think misusing ones powers and forming a dictatorship is treason and would get you 10+ years in the slammer mate.
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Indeed. This motion was brought forward by a Spurs fan in order to determine the outcome on the Spurs board.

    The Spurs mod had already indicated, with reference to the honourable member for Cornwall, that his presence on the Spurs board was determined by a democratic vote and that the democratic process must be respected.

    It is therefore incumbent on the Spurs mod to enact the democratic process and reinstate the honourable member for Cornwall back on the Spurs board.

    Should he fail to discharge his ministerial responsibilities, then it will be for the speaker of the house @brb to take the necessary action and do it for him, whilst deciding what action to take for such flagrant disregard for the house rules.
     
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  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I'm of the opinion that if you're a mod and come on here insulting and wumming, knowing you won't get banned, but then ban people for the same on you're own board, you aren't fit to be a mod.
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Or complete control of the country.
     
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  18. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Forum users are eligible until they do something to become ineligible.
    Insulting or abusing you would be unacceptable, for example. Insulting or abusing Piskie would be fine.
     
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  19. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    You're entitled to that opinion.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    You can’t take anything he says at face value mate. Bleats about the rules on the Spud board, but then comes on here and breaks all of them with impunity.

    Champions the democratic process and then flagrantly ignores it when a decision goes against him.

    The double standards render his opinions null and void I’m afraid.
     
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