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Pie mash and liquor in Camden

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    They don't saute the ****ing eel .:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  2. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    They are all the same if they are caught in the UK freshwater rivers/lakes. The common eel swims across the atlantic ocean from the sargasso sea in the carribean they are pretty small at this point and are known as elvers, they are a delicassy and fetch large amounts of money. You need one that is mature for a decent meal or multiples of if you are Pud. They can be caught in any water as they can travel over ground during heavy rain and even dewy mornings, the largest eel ever caught was in a rat trap it weighed just over 8lb


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    ^ ^ ^ True dat

    Conger eels however are big ****s some weighing in at over 80lbs
     
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  4. Hash.

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    ^^^^ true dat beale weighs about 200lbs though so beale = king eel
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    3:50 that's how much a chomp in in the imax
     
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  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Conger Moray Electric to name but a few. Eels come in many guises the sea dwellers are ****in monsters and some attack virtually anything that gets in their way. Divers stay well away from the Moray Eel as it is very aggressive and the electric eel has virtually no known predators due to its potent defence. The clue being in its name. This is a real injury sustained from a Moray Eel bite.

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    That looks like a slice of pizza
     
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  8. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Thats what the eel said
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bullshit. Moray and Conga eels are shy and reclusive. The so called 'electric' eel couldny shock Mrs Whitehouse.

    So stop ****in around and tell me what kind of eels are good for eating.
     
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    only ****ters eat eels.
     
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    Mare's eat oat's and Doe's eat oat's and little lambs eat ivy, a kid will eat ivy too, so **** you.
     
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    That green stuff looks vile.
    Why didn't you have gravy on it.
     
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  14. Patience

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    Jellied eels are something common scum in London eat. It's basically an Eastern European dish i.e. for peasants and alcoholic simpletons, of which London is mostly populated by.

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    Note how, in the photo below, the 2 ******ed commoners feasting on this disgusting 'food' are being mocked and laughed at. The 2 *****s are representative of 98.7% of people living in and around London.

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    And folk say haggis is rank <doh>
     
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    Eels are evil.
     
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    ^^^^^ Is part of the 1.3%.
     
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    Cuban 'eels can be useful if you're a short-arse .
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Jellied Beales = Black guys on tamazepam
     
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    Jellied eels are the London equivalent of frogs legs or bulls nadgers. Encyclopedias would have you believe we all eat the damn things every day of the week when in reality hardly any bugger does and those who do are most likely to be the type of person you wouldn't want sitting next to you on the bus.
     
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    Are jelleid eels like jellied eels?
     
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