Don't know how often you've changed it but you don't have indefinite, think it's five or six. Maybe you're stucked as DT? Oh the irony...
Yes. You have to post a series of arrogant and patronising comments over a sustained period of time, taking care to mention French superiority over Britain as often as possible, after which you'll receive a ban (should be familiar with this part, Swords). Then come back as the Swords we've all come to love so very, very, very much (ooh, I'm starting to touch myself... you know... down there).
Have to say swords it was rather good.....it was so like DT as to be uncanny......must have taken you hours to practise DT's style.....
This is brilliant. Most random and entertaining thread of the last 2 months. So who is "Swords Hoopster..."? Confused? You will be after this week's episode of Soap... Does anyone want to swap personas with me? I'm bored of my staid and waffling existence.
Let's all swap with someone, secretly, you know, like how you wear your wife's knickers to work. Yes you do. We are laughing, and we are very good friends.
And the funniest thing was that danish twice said he wasn't going to waste any of his time responding earlier on in the thread. Priceless.