I think that tonight's performance means that we need to ask THE question regarding our recent purchase at right back...
Off Topic Pick Your Doherty
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Only one answer, but you knew that.
He`s better as a wing back (allegedly), up to now he has been ordinary more often than not. He is also a known Goon, you would have thought we learned our lesson with Barren Dent.
Has to be Pete for me, the man is careful with his pre match diet
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Went for Pete. If you’re gonna have a **** right back called Doherty in your team, you might as well make it amusing by watching them play whilst absolutely ****ed.
Not sure why anyone thinks that someone who can't die of an overdose like the rockstar they think they are would be an improvement...
I picked the dead guy...he seems to know how to do his job and sticks to his position
I just remembered that my mate Dirty Barry's sister used to go out with the Ginger Pele , their dad fell out with him after they had to pay for a plumber to unblock the toilet after his last visit 
I just remembered that my mate Dirty Barry's sister used to go out with the Ginger Pele , their dad fell out with him after they had to pay for a plumber to unblock the toilet after his last visit
I'm loving the name 'Dirty Barry'. I also knew one of those.
Twenty years ago, I used to drink in the same pub as a couple, the bloke was called Barry and a decade or so before, we'd worked for the same firm. He and Fay, his Mrs, were in their 50's, no kids, were always in the pub together and they liked to drink rum and ginger ale...a lot of it. Another drinking buddy, Dave, told me a story about them, which subsequently, I had confirmed by someone else.
Fay is in the pub on Saturday afternoon without Barry. Dave asks whether she's finally murdered him and whether she wants him to bury the corpse under the patio? They get to laughing, chatting and drinking and after a few more, Fay invites Dave back to the flat, as Barry's away on business.
Back at the house, they're pretty soon hard at it...followed, some time later, by a post-coital cigarette. Dave starts to ask...
"Have you done this before?" - She has quite a few times.
"Does Barry know about this?" - Yes, he's quite turned on by it.
"He's not watching in the wardrobe, is he?" - Yes, he is.
Poor old Dave. He was a bit of an innocent and never fully got over it.
I've known Barry since secondary school where he gained a reputation for finding porno mags while on our cross country runs , he could sniff out a dirty mag in a convent, he gained the name when in the school leavers book he said his ambition was to have a porno book empire called " Dirty Barry's "
He never got the book empire but for a while went out with the daughter of a porno film maker and he used to go to some of the shots in Spain and hang about watching while his GF worked as a director, he worked out a lot and was a bit of a looker , one day one of the actors was ill and Barry stood in , plumbers overalls with a wrench and sorted out some birds "blockage " and got paid in kind , we all got a VHS for Christmas