Phrases that should be punishable by death

You make my blood boil

 

Dunno if it's a local thing or not but I find it odd that folk say "I'm buggered" when they mean tired. Where the **** did that come from?

 

I would imagine there's a few on here, including me, that are!

 

...and rush to your fanny. I know.

 

Brighton

 

Naw. Ya fanny.

 

I say that. <goksmiley>

 

Don't fight it.

 

Buggered means jiggered. The gays stole the phrase off the straights

 

Indifferent. There's a good word.

 

I had her fanny last night.

It was like water skiing.

 

Well can we straight people have it back then, Mick?

 

So, that's a maybe then

 

And you loved it, you big sweaty ****ehawk xx

Yes. Consider it an early Christmas present x

More chance of me shagging Gerard Butler!!

 

I am Gerard Butler.

 

there's new patter floating aboot ra toon that goes - a canny be annoyed wae it the night instead of a canny be bothered

 

Take me, Gambol.

 

Ye's must have got it from Lanarkshire. That's been said roon these here parts for as long as I can remember.

 

All that crap does my head in - as does people substituing the word exciting or excellent as in "it was wicked, it was fierce, it was severe, it was a buzz" Learn to use a ficking dictionary you lazy little ****s.