There's a Manc scally term that's common at the moment, I don't know if it's used elsewhere. The use of "bare" to indicate "a great number/amount of". As in "There were bare knobheads there" or "I had bare pills".
Thats not 3rd person its "Supernorich is very hungry today" talking about myself as a 3rd person, i hate that too
Anyone, anywhere, who says 'Have a nice day' should be taken away and have their tongue removed with a pair of pliers.