When she gives it to you, you get possession of the pint. When you say 'can we go to the shop and get some cigarettes', you aren't suggesting storming the till and personally hand-acquiring the ***s. Maybe it would just be easier if I said 'can I procure a pint of Fosters' in the future so this problem doesn't occur?
All text language should be banned outside of a text message (which I refuse to do) ****ING PHONE ME OR **** OFF YOU TWAT
The only way it makes perfect sense is if you then walk behind the bar and get yourself the pint. Otherwise, 'could/may I have a pint?' is the phrase that actually makes perfect sense. Preferably with please on the end of it.
I particularly dislike: "would/could/might of" "your" used instead of "you're". (i.e. your a dick) "there/their" used instead of "they're". (i.e. there/their dicks)
That .com ****e really gets on my tits and I hear it all the time. "I'm just back from the gym and I'm wrecked.com", "What are you talking about, I'm confused.com", "I need to have a dump, I'm constipated.com"
I hear people say "confused.com", but never the others. Wherever you live, I'm extremely ****ing glad I don't.
After having her heartbroken some bitter and twisted clowns pocket usually spouts this a ****ing trillion times and deserves a size 12 right to the face... " I DON'T NEED A MAN,GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLIESSS" **** off you gobby cow, you don't need a man that much you feel obligated to tell the world every 5 seconds. Go wash ya **** out. Infact, if you'd done that in the first place you wouldn't be in this situation where you're drinking yourself to sleep and pissing the bed. And... "Reem". **** that ****e.
And those messages 90% of birds have on their Facebook: “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” "Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
