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Photoshop/Jokes/GIF Thread

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by District Line, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. bluemoon2

    bluemoon2 Well-Known Member

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    I was just going to say Drogs, that this was beginning to go beyond a joke, but you said it for me ,thanks!
    Any time for HARRYILLISM 9. The last time I came up with an invention I passed the sketch around the pub and I never got the piece of paper back.Three years later---Microsoft Word for Windows!
     
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  2. King Ossie64

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    Did it ever occur to you that the tag Ossie 64 had a different meaning than the literal one you wrongly chose?

    btw, Ossie was only 59 at his death and far outshone anything ever seen in a white shirt.<ok>
     
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  3. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    Is it linked to his debut matey or something to do with your age... <whistle>
     
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  4. SpursDisciple

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    <doh> you really think Spurf didn't know that? Really?
     
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  5. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Yes, quite clearly and he's a moderator eh....
     
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    Ossie's cousin he is dead, got a xxxxxx xx xxx xxxx

    You know the rest King Os!
     
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  7. Spurf

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    Now you are off topic this is a thread for jokes that means you write them rather than be one. <ok>
     
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  8. District Line

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    The moment the FA/government allowed Wimbledon to be moved to Milton Keynes and become a franchise was the moment football truly lost it. Blame the root problem (FA) not the source.
     
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  9. angelordevil

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    In keeping with Kings theme and back on topic (clever eh ) :emoticon-0100-smile

    Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives
    A: Drinking Licking sucking ****ing and ****ing.
     
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  10. King Ossie64

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    Bit late with that one as you had already proved that point.
    Why is it you Spuds attempt humour when proved wrong at every turn?

    Pathetic!
     
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  11. Spurf

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    It's a shame you missed the point and the humour but I doubt it's your fault. <ok>
     
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  12. bluemoon2

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    Lord above Spurf--give it a rest!
     
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  13. Spurf

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    Rested <ok>
     
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  14. King Ossie64

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    Point? Your bitterness is the point but at least you had one unlike your dull teams effort at Goodison. <ok>
     
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  15. bluemoon2

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    Time for HARRYHILLISM 10:A dolphin will leap out of the water to catch a fish. Imagine what he'll do for some chips!
     
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    It has been estimated that by the year 2030 you will never be more than six feet away from an ex Chelsea manager !!
     
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  17. remembercolinlee

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    after Liverpool's Brendan Rodgers claim that they were aiming for a 2nd place finish Ladbrokes have given odds of 120-1 on this happening... by a way of explanation Ladbrokes illustrated the offer by saying " If you bet £20 on Liverpool to come 2nd in the Premier League you will lose £20!"
     
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  18. bluemoon2

    bluemoon2 Well-Known Member

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    Nice on RCL.

    I suppose its time for Harryhillism11: We've all seen them, on street corners, many of them smoking, many of them on drugs, they've got no jobs to go to, and once a week we see them queuing up for state handouts---or pensions as we like to call them!
     
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  20. bluemoon2

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    <applause> Nice one Croc! Identical twins!
     
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