Don't you take the ****ing piss out of Julia Bwadbuwy She might be a bit posh and like to finger bird ****, but she's still gorgeous in my eyes.
If it wasn't for all the news coverage, I doubt many people would be interested. By forcing it down our throats, we have little choice but to discuss it. It's the same when one of the royals is in hospital or having a wedding. The BBC chucks out the rule book and goes into royal mode where every waking second is filled with sycophantic drivel. It's probably a contest to see how many genuine news stories they can bury on behalf of the government.
Nothing that a personality transplant, returning her to her pre plastic surgery days and a **** load of talent couldn't cure
I love the way the BBC always goes on about William being a search & rescue pilot.I'd love to know how many days he's actually spent at RAF Valley in the last year. I'm sure David Walliam's royal correspondent in Little Britain was based on Nichols Witchall <sic>
Hah, surely that's just footage that's been sped up? I've never seen anyone with severe mouth twitches like that.
