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They just referenced this on Charlie Brooker's 2015 Wipe..
Singing while being ****ed off
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They just referenced this on Charlie Brooker's 2015 Wipe..
Singing while being ****ed off
They just referenced this on Charlie Brooker's 2015 Wipe..
Singing while being ****ed off
Haha that's the one
they should bring this in on X Factor ... cum-face or ****er-faceCan't remember where i saw this, not on Brooker
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Super G Ted'inho
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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McLaren introduces Shelvey to the Newcastle fans
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Super G Ted'inho
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Beautiful striker, beautiful...
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Terrific goal that.
Real shame he never became a regular key player for us as he clearly had a lot of natural talent. The knees did for him. Only 12 appearances in 4 years tells the story.
Can always remember (just about) being frustrated wondering what was going on with this guy
And don't forget the Olympiacos game
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Super G Ted'inho
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He was never quick enough for the PL imo. Even Carragher could have beat him in a foot race