Photo of the Week (Week 3)

Mate nothing surprises me after that xmas dinner comp...

 

My early entry for next week

 

Half tempted to take a picture of the bird sitting next to me at work, let's just say a pic of her would have it's artistic merits

 

Make sure to get a lamp in the frame

 

If an upside down urinal is art......
a skip..??? Obviously high art.
A photo of a piss-stained homeless tramp would have walked it though...
Unfortunately Chaos was banned so he couldn't submit a selfie

 

Brilliant

 

Sucky’s house?

 

I thought it was your arsehole tbh

 

My arsehole looks like your house?

Raas we got so much in common bru

Edit: would you like a Cuppa? Kettle still hot

 

Strong but milky, 1 fubar

 

I assume this is coffee?

If you're describing how you like tea, you are ****ing dead to me.

 

Tea bro.

2 tea bags, stir vigorously for 15secs, leave to brew for another 15secs squeeze bags, add sugar and milk.

 

Those drugs have clearly ****ed you up

 

brewed for 30 seconds?

4 minutes 16 seconds, no stirring...allow the flavours to diffuse into the water naturally. Add the sugar when you add the tea bag so it has time to diffuse also.

Add milk at end

Stir, 3.5 full circles anti clockwise

Voila

 

4 ****in mins, i aint got time fo dat

No stirring and left for 4mins means it'll have that nasty hard water **** on the top.

 

Yeah yeah lol

 

Same as when i strap a zoot bro, get da ting done innit!

 

I can strap a zoot in less than 30secs.

24.6 is my personal best

 

I’ll be honest

I can take up to 13 minutes sometimes