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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This is what the ****s do. I've now put a big sign on the front door: WARNING COVID DO NOT APPROACH OR YOU WILL BE INFECTED.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 23, 2020
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And I am playing golf again later. Can I improve on yesterday's 74?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 23, 2020
  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And then a 5km run on my treadmill later <fit old c**t>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 23, 2020
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    Dorty should expect Chippy today. Is that what you’re saying?
     
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  5. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Right - one of you who has a score to settle with a mackem.

    Tell them you left your phone at Dorty’s but now have to self isolate because the wife is ill. Tell the mackem you’ll pay them £20 to go to Dorty’s and tell him they’re here to pick up the phone.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, May 23, 2020
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Just a heads up dorts, might be this fella so keep toot!!

    Screenshot_20200523-122510_Samsung Internet.jpg
     
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    I got a pair of socks randomly sent to my dad a few days ago anonymous, he's still mystified as why he received a random pair of socks in the mail, I may tell him it was me at some point...
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm sure someone similar was seen in the street recently. The plot (maybe) thickens...:police:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 23, 2020
  10. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Send him a scarf next. Then a series of other knitted goods. No explanation, and don’t believe him.

    If he tries to tell anyone about it, maintain he’s just spinning a yarn.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, May 23, 2020
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    6DE180E3-2A88-4C25-981E-4B4826412B3A.gif
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Anyone wanna buy a phone?
     
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    Come on, some info.
    How much, model, colour?
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, May 23, 2020
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    £490. It’s phone coloured and a famous model.
     
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    That's a stroke of luck, i know someone who's after a phone just like that.

    Dorty, give Albert a bell.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I can't, no phone I'm afraid.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 24, 2020
  17. Ghostinthehouse

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    TBH your better off steering wide of Albert.
    If the 6th digit wasn't bad enough, but, have you noticed his shifty eyes.
    A scammer if ever I've seen one.
     
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    those shifty eyes are usually cos I’ve forgot my glasses and am a bit pissed.
     
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    <laugh> Strummer and Scammer. What a pair!
     
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    More like Laurel & Hardy <laugh>
     
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