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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Depends if you can cook <ok>
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 19, 2015
  2. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    You're going to hire a male escort to cook? A chef would be cheaper and he won't stir the soup with his cock. :p
     
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    Brian Storm, Nov 19, 2015
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  3. Jack TheLad

    Jack TheLad Well-Known Member

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    Not really :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    And to answer the original question, no, sorry to disappoint I'm not an escort - I work in finance. Though being an escort would probably pay better.
     
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    Jack TheLad, Nov 19, 2015
  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don't know how this happened!
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 19, 2015
  5. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    But would you stir his soup with your cock?
     
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  6. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    No worries, I'll shag the two hot twins myself <ok>
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 19, 2015
  8. Jack TheLad

    Jack TheLad Well-Known Member

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    Whoa whoa whoa. Can I at least video it?

    P.S. sorry for ruining the OP.
     
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Hardly mate :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 19, 2015
  10. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Mine is the gopher going Alan! Alan! Alan!

    Because I'm called Trevor

    x
     
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    bonnybobbypark, Nov 19, 2015
  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Mine used to be. To drunk to **** by the dead kennedys. But now changed it to Ace of Spades by Motorhead cos its ****ing topper.
     
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  12. Nathan Brazil

    Nathan Brazil Well-Known Member

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    Randall & Hopkirk

    Don't mind call centres ringing me, then I can listen to a fair bit of the tune before they give in.
     
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    Nathan Brazil, Nov 20, 2015
  13. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    GTA San Andreas theme..... Why the hell not!
     
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    QWOP, Nov 20, 2015
  14. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    I have



    from 2:55, coz it's one of my favourite solos of all time, from my favourite song of all time. Scares the crap out of people when it first starts though <laugh>
     
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    David Moyes' Stupid Face, Nov 20, 2015
  15. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    where eagles dare intro
     
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    Nordic, Nov 21, 2015
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