I told my 13 year old that if he gets his legs blown off the state will disown him. Unless he's a General
Let the lad join up Dunc. Corbyn will be in power so worst case scenario he will get a little bit fitter, from being an expert in running away from everything.
My missus dropped a 7 week old puppy that we were interested in adding to the Stan household. The little bitch seemed quite distressed, as did the puppy. Fortunately the vet was there at the time giving the litter their final dose of jabs and he checked her out. He also saw to the puppy. When we left my wife said "do you think we should buy her" and I pointed out that as she'd broken her we were pretty much tied into the deal. She's sat next to me on the sofa right now. The puppy not the wife.